The best time to buy Bitcoin was a few years ago.

The second best time is now!

Gemini has ฿ at $3574. Poloniex is $3585 per ฿. Coinbase is at $3598. 😮

Okay, who got “One Night in Bangkok” stuck in my head?

Kerrie, we were just talking about this a few weeks ago (or longer?)

Whoever runs against the orange menace in 2020, I have a campaign slogan for you:

Make C-SPAN Boring Again.

Power outage. No fans. So hot…

At the DMV. This could go either very well or terribly. There is no middle ground here.

Boop. Bitcoin just hit $3000 tonight… and then promptly jumped past $3100!

To the moon!

Has it been two years!?

Do not try and claim the iron throne, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth…there is no iron throne. Then you’ll see that it is not the iron throne that you claim, it is only yourself.

Bcash hasn’t had a block mined in over 12 hours. Hard to use as a currency when you can’t even move the coin.

So Bitcoin forked and now I hold an equal amount of Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash. Hold or sell the BCH…. hmmmmm……

I give 200% 110% of the time unless I don’t feel like it.

• Someone

It is by the glory of our Dear Leader that I am able to go about my day. It is only by the knowledge that he works tirelessly day after day to Make America Great Again©®™ that I am able to find the courage to do my best.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh

The Spice Man has resigned.

#DaftFunk #ComeOnHelmets #TeyNeedToGrowUp

Sooooo chubby!

Arya has become the bad ass we all knew she could be.

The sound of butt-hurt misogynistic nerds is food for my soul.

#doctorwho

I can draw stick figures……

I could live in Powell’s City of Books.

♥ Queen

It’s 2am and Aurora is wide awake…

When you set the bar that low, everyone soars.

-Me, just now

Wow.

A couple of days ago I was putting my phone case back on and I accidentally put it on upside-down. This seemed to press the right set of buttons to start an irreversible and unstoppable delete and reinstall of my phone’s OS.

So, that was fun.

Thank you Gas Station TV for letting me know that George Clooney had a kid.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Little 13-month old Ryker.

It’s spreading! Hide your wives, gentleman!

So, Isabelle and I have been mining zCash, a cryptocurrency, for about two days now. Our computers combined have raked in about $15 worth over that period. I convert it over to BitCoin and split it in half with her, though I take on all the fees associated with it.

It has been an interesting learning experience - I haven’t had any experience with cryptocurrency other than reading articles on it.

And this is why mocking #covfefe was so important this morning. Instead of admitting Trump made a mistake, they are attempting to say it was intentional and a few people know what he was saying.

I hate fireworks :/ Just hoping the white noise machine is loud enough to drown it out.

Hello Upper Peninsula!

Oh my…

Oh snap.

Oh, he’s improving our standing on the world stage. Yes, he is.

Some highly unusual activities happening in federal court in Virginia. Things might be unravelling faster than any of us realize.

I’ve had to run outside about fifteen times so far today. The wind keeps knocking over the garbage cans.

I’ve got your back Stacie, though I wasn’t able to save that pizza box that went soaring. Be free, Mr. Box, be free!

And now I hear Roger Ailes has died, the guy who made FOX News what it is.

No comment.

Indeed

I might have killed Chris Cornell last night. I was listening to some of my favorite James Bond theme songs and intentionally skipped “You Know My Name” because it over shadows all the others. What have I done!

We live in historic times…

This is why you don’t treat the election like it’s American Idol.

In his meeting with Lavrov, Trump seemed to be boasting about his inside knowledge of the looming threat. “I get great intel. I have people brief me on great intel every day,” Trump said, according to an official with knowledge of the exchange.

Trump went on to discuss aspects of the threat that the United States only learned through the espionage capabilities of a key partner. He did not reveal the specific intelligence gathering method, but described how the Islamic State was pursuing elements of a specific plot and how much harm such an attack could cause under varying circumstances. Most alarmingly, officials said, Trump revealed the city in the Islamic State’s territory where the U.S. intelligence partner detected the threat.

The Washington Post is withholding most plot details, including the name of the city, at the urging of officials who warned that revealing them would jeopardize important intelligence capabilities.

This is amazing. Just… don’t read the comments. Sheesh.

Ok ok ok. I stand corrected. TrumpCare won’t make sexual assault a pre-existing condition…….

Just the treatments, HIV/AIDS preventative steps, mental health consultations, and so on.

Thanks, I stand corrected….

Did you get acne as a teen?

Pre-existing condition! No healthcare for you!

I’m like magma…

I’m always hot, move slow, and if I sit still for too long, I become stiff as stone.

The one thing that people actually held their nose and agreed with Trump on was his views on NAFTA…

and he’s backtracked on that now.

If Obama had done just one of the things Trump has done, the faux outrage would cause radio sets to explode. But, you know, it’s okay when it is “our guy.”

Let’s play this game: what компромат (kompromat) does the Kremlin have on Rep. Chaffetz?

Ryker incoming!

Bye-bye Billy boy, bye-bye! We’ll do it live!

Frisbee injury!

So the Orange Menace is going to bomb our way into some wars because the news media decided to praise him for his Syria bombing.

I want off this ride. Where is the exit?

⚾ ⚾ Miggy! ⚾ ⚾

“A high school student wrote to ask, ‘What was the greatest event in American history?’ I can’t say. However, I suspect that like so many ‘great’ events, it was something very simple and very quiet with little or no fanfare (such as someone forgiving someone else for a deep hurt that eventually changed the course of history). The really important ‘great’ things are never center stage of life’s dramas; they’re always ‘in the wings.’ That’s why it’s so essential for us to be mindful of the humble and the deep rather than the flashy and the superficial.”

Mister Rogers

Because of Ryker, I will forever call pterodactyl…

“sarah-dapple”.

A private WoW server running only a few patches behind. Buggy, but it works :)

Opening day for Tiger’s baseball!

Oh, hi there rain…

Steven Moya cleared wavers and sent to triple-A? How’d I miss that?

Let’s put on the glasses of time travel.

Sick… again!?

I just got over a thousand eBooks about history. I need more hours in the day.

I awoke in the middle of the night with Ryker rolled up in a ball on my neck and shoulder. I think he was trying to climb inside of me as if I was a Tauntaun.

Ryker is sick again. Daddy/Son night on the couch.

Why the government and a business are not alike - and shouldn’t be.

I have been on a steroid for five days now. I’m not ripped nor am I chasing down a home run record like it’s 1998 again.

I feel lied to.

So… It’s war with North Korea?

It was quite windy today. I was pretty entertained by watching all of the debris flying around the front window. Especially memorable was the pizza box soaring at about 25 feet.

🍕✈️

The Republican’s replacement for the Affordable Care Act is a miserable pile of

🐃💩

Oooh. Maddow dropping some hot leaks tonight.

Trump and his cohorts are literally following the Nazi playbook.

Congratulations America, we did it.

Hashtag sad.

It is supposed to be 65° today. The average high for today is around 34°.

This conversation took place on Saturday.

Me: Oh, I haven’t planned anything for Valentine’s Day.

Kerrie: Shi… when is that?

Me: Tuesday

Kerrie: Are we doing anything?

Kerrie and I: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I do not watch award shows, but Bruno Mars as Prince was fantastic.

I have irrational anger towards the condescending kid that constantly calls Curious George, “city kid”.

I will do anything for love. Meat Loaf.

One of the best love songs ever?

I see pictures of people I went to school with and think: ooh, they look old. Then I think: shit do I look old?

This app is genius.

So I hear that the Super Bowl Halftime Show was one big Satan summoning ritual. Sounds like some alt-righters have been reading D&D for inspiration.

I have all sorts of names for the faux-president, but I’ve only got one for the Vice President: Generic White Man #2.

DeVos confirmed as Secretary of Education. Voting soon to begin on Jeff Sessions as Attorney General.

50-50 tie. Education is doomed.

An overtime Super Bowl? I’ve waiting years to see this happen.

So, Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant seems to be trying to make Godzilla a documentary.

From Reddit:

Spicer lyin’ to the media Trump fought the law and the law won x2 The Cabinet needed money ‘cause… it needed more. Trump fought the law and the law won x2

Trump’s a senile cranky gramp and he feels so bad Eventually he’ll get impeached At 3 am he twitter rants Trump fought the law and the law won x2

Robbin’ the poor with a six-gun Trump fought the law and the law won x2 Trump misses Melania and he misses his leaky fun Trump fought the law and the law won x2

This has happened enough to notice a pattern. When Aurora is sick, she doesn’t sleep much at all.

Yay.

Dragonlance audio book? Yes, please. My young teens comes back.

I believe no human is illegal.

My sympathy towards all affected by the Bowling Green Massacre.

#sad

80s Paula Abdul playing in the grocery store. Did I walk through a time portal?

Seriously think about this for a moment. Let’s pretend I’m a television writer and I’m working on a right-wing version of West Wing.

I get down to the writers’ room and the producer and show runner is there. They ask me what I’m working on for the next episode we’re developing. I tell them:

The President decides to go to a black history month event and talks about his election victory while forgetting who Frederick Douglass is and commenting on him as if he’s still alive.

Later in the day he begins using aggressive rhetoric against Iran and follows that up by picking a fight with the Australian Prime Minster, while inserting how huge his electoral college victory was.

I think I’d be fired instantly for being a hack writer.

We’ve elected a man child. I physically cringed when I read this.

hahaha

Full Senate vote on Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State coming up soon.

Who wants to go to war with China!

Currently live with the Brexit Debate.

Senate debate on Rex Tillerson

So you may see references to the Saturday Night Massacre in the news over the next few days.

President Nixon fired the Attorney General during the Watergate investigations. This firing led to congress going forward with impeachment.

Super-simplified history.