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A large collection of my status updates and posts from various social media websites.
Wow. Nevermind. #cro up on a goal in the 109th minute! #WorldCup
End of the first half of extra time. There’s still 15 minutes left, but I’m thinking were going to have another penalty shootout. #WorldCup #eng #cro #CROENG
Wow that goal! #ENG #WorldCup
I just got another violation of community standards, this time from a post last year about funny books. I can’t even see what it was.
Retweeted โฟโ๐พ๐๐พMallory (@brown_recluse):
A reminder to all the chronically ill and disabled folks reading this: You are more than your productivity.
Capitalism is a dirty, bloody, mean machine that’s built to make you question your worth constantly. You’re not to blame, the system is. Please be gentle with yourself.
I vote for @ADizzle23 of @ThornsFC for @NWSL Save of the Week! Vote #FranchSOW
I vote for @TobinHeath of @ThornsFC for @NWSL Goal of the Week! Vote #HeathGOW
From Reddit:
Remember when the right was screaming “All lives matter”, and then when called out, they would say “I’m saying that all lives matter! Why is that offensive?”
This. This is why. Because they never for one second believed that all lives actually matter. They just used the phrase as a way to demand that people saying “black lives matter” shut up. But then when it comes to actually acting like all lives matter, they gleefully throw babies into cages and force them to represent themselves in court.
This #rus #cro match is intense. I feel penalty kicks coming. #WorldCup
Surely @ADizzle23 is getting save of the week again. That dฬถiฬถvฬถiฬถnฬถgฬถ flying save last night was amazing to watch. Just a solid brick wall. #BAONPDX
End of the first half. @ThornsFC up 3-0.
T. Heath 2' L. Horan 32' A. Crnogorฤeviฤ 34'
On my way to tonight’s @ThornsFC match. Can someone in the front office make sure to have @mparsons_1 wrap @TobinHeath in bubble wrap tonight? #BAONPDX
Wow. This isn’t the Brazillian football I remember in my youth. #WorldCup #BRA #BEL #brabel
Watching people argue over the question if it is okay to cry as a player during your world cup match as your team is losing with only minutes left. The word being tossed around is “embarrassing”.
Toxic masculinity at its finest.
I’m sitting tonight’s game out as my wife @starbuckabyss and daughter @diishsoapp go. I’ll be watching from home! I can’t wait to see @TobinHeath back in action. #BAONPDX
“But the one great shocking occasion, when tens or hundreds or thousands will join with you, never comes. Thatโs the difficulty. If the last and worst act of the whole regime had come immediately after the first and smallest, thousands, yes, millions would have been sufficiently shockedโif, let us say, the gassing of the Jews in โ43 had come immediately after the โGerman Firmโ stickers on the windows of non-Jewish shops in โ33. But of course this isnโt the way it happens. In between come all the hundreds of little steps, some of them imperceptible, each of them preparing you not to be shocked by the next. Step C is not so much worse than Step B, and, if you did not make a stand at Step B, why should you at Step C? And so on to Step D.
“And one day, too late, your principles, if you were ever sensible of them, all rush in upon you. The burden of self-deception has grown too heavy, and some minor incident, in my case my little boy, hardly more than a baby, saying โJewish swine,โ collapses it all at once, and you see that everything, everything, has changed and changed completely under your nose. The world you live inโyour nation, your peopleโis not the world you were born in at all. The forms are all there, all untouched, all reassuring, the houses, the shops, the jobs, the mealtimes, the visits, the concerts, the cinema, the holidays. But the spirit, which you never noticed because you made the lifelong mistake of identifying it with the forms, is changed. Now you live in a world of hate and fear, and the people who hate and fear do not even know it themselves; when everyone is transformed, no one is transformed. Now you live in a system which rules without responsibility even to God. The system itself could not have intended this in the beginning, but in order to sustain itself it was compelled to go all the way.”
They Thought They Were Free The Germans, 1933-45 Milton Mayer
Taqueria La Fuente in Tigard, OR, is perhaps one of the best Mexican restaurant I’ve been to. Repeat visits are guaranteed!
็งใฏๆฒๆจใ ใ#BELJPN #WorldCup
I vote for @ADizzle23 of @ThornsFC for @NWSL Save of the Week! Vote #FranchSOW
Lo siento, Mรฉxico. #WorldCup
Remember, remember the 6th of November the Trump tower treason and plot. I can think of no reason why the Trump tower treason should ever be forgot.
I just read that Go90 is dead at the end of July. Do we know if the NWSL television rights are being transferred? #BAONPDX
Retweeted Malik Leigh, Esq. (Anti-Disestablishmentarianist) (@M_WatsonLeigh):
ICE IS PATROLLING AND PROFILING LATIN LOOKING PEOPLE ON 45TH ST BETWEEN MILITARY AND I95 IN WEST PALM BEACH
I HAD TO SEPARATE A FAMILY FROM THEM AND PBSO. plain clothes officers
Retweeted Adrianna Franch (@ADizzle23):
Our league has come a long way since 2013! Lets keep it going and continue to grow this game. No matter who you vote, please share and vote everyday. (https://t.co/hV08r8XRP4) . . . @ESPYS #pro #women #football #professional #womens #soccer #award #growth #awards #nwsl #espys https://t.co/zQC03ez183
Putin is our friend! He conspired with Hillary to rig the elections! He is a great ally! The election was rigged by millions of immigrants voting illegally. They still lost. My inauguration was the biggest ever! Buttery males! My hands are glorious! Grab them by the pussy!
Vote in your primaries. Vote in the mid-terms. We need to vote out Y’all Qaeda as quickly as we can. The slippery sloap is becoming a free fall.
Retweeted SportsBusinessRadio (@SBRadio):
Fact: No women’s pro sports team in the WORLD has higher average attendance numbers than @ThornsFC. Tonight’s numbers (on a weeknight) are further proof. https://t.co/CSFiLTrHCh #BAONPDX
Retweeted Stand Together (@PTStandTogether):
Tonight 18k+ fans joined with us at the @ThornsFC match to celebrate #MightyMarynโs 7th birthday! From singing happy birthday, to flower crowns, to waves, high-5s and lots of cake- this was one birthday party none of us will ever forget! Happy Birthday Maryn! #BAONPDX https://t.co/p6zAB8eRaq
What! How did I not know they were bringing back Double Dare!? I dreamed of being on that show as a kid. @realmarcsummers and Bob Barker were my sick from school buddies.
Retweeted Kal Penn (@kalpenn):
Block any nomination that isnโt Merrick Garland. Block any nomination that isnโt Merrick Garland. Block any nomination. https://t.co/4GC6gPo0AN
Retweeted Scott Derrickson (@scottderrickson):
Proud moments in SCOTUS history:
1857: blacks, both slaves and free men, cannnot be American citizens
1927: Americans w/mental disabilities forced to be sterilized
1944: Japanese Americans to be kept in lock-down internment camps
2017: Muslims banned from entering the U.S.
Retweeted Scott Derrickson (@scottderrickson):
Fuck American nationalism, and fuck American Christian nationalism twice.
If you haven’t read the @Dennis_E_Taylor book “We Are Legion (We Are Bob)”, you need to right now. I encourage you to grab a paper copy and grab the audio book edition. It is read by @Ray__Porter and it is an absolute delight!
Why do we call it soccer? It was a fad at Oxford University in England during the 1870s to shorten words and add “er” to them. Only one of these made it to the United States: soccer. (As)soc(iation football) + er. They had also modified football to be footer.
Good game Columbia! #WorldCup
Retweeted Stonekettle (@Stonekettle):
AGAIN, isn’t THIS what you wanted?
Isn’t THIS the America you wanted?
This is what you voted for. You WANTED businesses to be able to discriminate based on their “sincerely held beliefs.”
Fucking hurts when it happens to YOU though, doesn’t it, Snowflake? https://t.co/i3EmDm6vBk
And it was the last one. ๐๐คฃ
I’m still impressed with double play.
You know when bad things happen and people say things like “never again” and “never forget”?
It’s happening again. We did forget.
#KeepFamilesTogether
Daaaaamn Senegal. #WorldCup #polsen
I think it speaks volumes for Tunisia that England has been in the attacking third so much and haven’t conceded another goal. #WorldCup #ENGTUN
Retweeted George Takei (@GeorgeTakei):
Beware of outrage fatigue. This administration will keep adding to its list of unbelievable, cruel, maddening and shocking practices and policies, hoping citizens of good conscience grow too exhausted and numb to respond. That’s why checking Trump’s power this Nov is so vital.
Have we made America great again yet? Kidnapping toddlers and placing them in concentration camps wasn’t a path to greatness on my radar.
Retweeted George Takei (@GeorgeTakei):
If you think authoritarianism cannot happen here in America, I lived through a time when it already did: to 120,000 Japanese Americans, most of us citizens. It starts by dehumanizing a group, then spreads through fear, ignorance and hate. Recognize the patterns. Remember history.
Giving up a PK already! #WorldCup #PORESP
The fencing response is a sure sign of a head injury. Ouch. #worldcup
So the rolling trumpster fire says that the parents of Korean War KIAs are begging him to bring the remains of their kids. “Thousands and thousands of them.”
They’d all be over 100 years old. The Korean War ended in 1953. To be 18 then you’d be born in 1935. Thousands of lies…
A year ago today we were beginning the halfway point of our journey on the Oregon Trail.
Happily, there were no issues with dysentery.
Men’s World Cup 2026 will expand to 48 teams. I assume the reason behind this is in part because of the co-hosting duties of US, Canada, and Mexico means all three national teams automatically qualify.
Am I the only one that doesn’t get Super Smash Bros? What am I missing? I only know it from watching others play. Why was it worth an hour of prime announcement time? #E3 #NintendoDirectE3
So completely disappointed with Nintendo Eยณ. I have no interest in Smash Bros, yet they spent nearly an entire hour just on this game. #e3 #NintendoE3
Watched Ready Player One last night. It was so completely different than the book except for a few plot points. It was good.
4 years! Ripley ๐ข
She is will wiggly.
When you’re into your game and forget to hide your flying super power.
โThe first principle of patriotism is backing up the national executive when professional athletes hurt his feelings by not coming to his party.โ โ James Madison
Power outage! Things are going to get rough. I hope we can make it without having to cannibalise one of the kids.
Real quote time.
“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different.” โ Donald J. Trump
So we’re starting a trade war with Canada, Mexico, and the EU.
I’ll take a government full of semi-competent deep state Illuminati lizard people right about now.
My Michiganders, a subtropical storm is coming your way..
“He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.”
โก๏ธ Homer Simpson
We watched Grave of the Fireflies (็ซๅใใฎๅข) last night.
This movie will haunt me for the rest of my life.
Katie and Grant both played “bane” against me at the same time on Words With Friends.
Coincidence? … …
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Find someone in life that will eat poop and puke it in your mouth like these ants eat aphid poop and puke it into their friend’s mouths.
Ryker: No one can stop me! I’m going to hit you! Me: Why can’t I stop you? Ryker: Because I’m the bad guy! Me: Why are you the bad guy? Ryker: Because I have no feet! Me: Why are you going to hit me? Ryker: Because I love you and I’m the bad guy!
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Kids after ๐ฉ: A Comparison
Ryker: grunt, point, wait Aurora: fist full of ๐ฉ to the face
An important message from an old school friend. You could help a child in desperate need by just keeping your eyes open.
Content warning: discussion of child abuse and sexual assault/rape of children.
The kids are playing. They’re playing quietly. This is a perfect opportunity. โด๏ธCloses bathroom doorโด๏ธ DADA WHERE ARE YOU!
From this point henceforth, the bidet in our bathroom is known as the AssBlaster 5000โข.
Republican-President-appointed Republican appoints Republican (who was originally appointed by another Republican-President) to lead the investigation into Republican-President that fired the head of the previous investigation who was formerly a Republican (now independent). Republican-President under investigation calls it a Democrat conspiracy.
Republican-President-appointed Republican appoints Republican (who was originally appointed by another Republican-President) to lead investigation into Republican-President that fired the head of the previous investigation who was formerly a Republican (now independent). Republican-President under investigation calls it a Democrat conspiracy.
Planted blueberries and strawberries today.
Future yummy.
It’s the inaugural week of Major League Rugby. Here live is the Seattle Seawolves vs the San Diego Legion game.
Have a question about Rugby๐? I can answer them ๐
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This morning was the first time in a while I’ve driven into Portland so early. I was awestruck at seeing Mount St. Helens glowing in the early morning light. That sight, along with Mount Hood, will never get old.
Just got an audiobook copy of James Comey’s ๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก๐๐ซ ๐๐จ๐ฒ๐๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฒ.
Wasabi up in my sinuses ……….
Ouch
If you play Words With Friends 2, we should play!
Username: MagmaShorts
Another House GOP just announced retirement. This one from Florida.
Another one bites the dust.
Paul Ryan not seeking reelection is the 42nd House Republican giving up their seat.
Rats fleeing a sinking ship, I see.
There is always something special about inside the park home runs.
Rugby 7s, live from Hong Kong.
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Nothing to see here. Move along.
11/16 Ajit Pai, Trump’s pick to head the FCC, visits Sinclair station broadcasters, and executives, where he arranges a deal on a merger. http://variety.com/2017/politics/politics/fcc-sinclair-broadcast-group-merger-tribune-1202563578/
12/12/16 Kushner sets up a deal with Sinclair; they’ll broadcast good things for Trump, for consideration of other matters later. First step in setting up state sanctioned media. https://www.politico.com/story/2016/12/trump-campaign-sinclair-broadcasting-jared-kushner-232764
1/5/17 Sinclair attacks Washington Post; calling them fake news. The first of Trumps propaganda pieces through them. https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/sinclair-responds-to-multiple-organizations-misleading-and-irresponsible-news-coverage-300389377.html
2/12/17 Trump bypasses established practices, conducts interview with only Sinclair media present. https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/curtis-houck/2017/02/13/trump-skips-establishment-networks-newspapers-trudeau-press
4/30/17 FCC plans to remove laws preventing companies from owning too many tv stations. A move backed by Sinclair. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/03/30/report-fcc-revise-broadcast-ownership-rule/99816092/
5/12/17 Sinclair orders their station managers to start tilting stories more towards the GOP line. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/12/business/media/sinclair-broadcast-komo-conservative-media.html
7/10/1 l7 Sinclair begins pushing more Pro Trump propaganda. http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/07/sinclair-orders-stations-to-air-more-pro-trump-commentary.html
8/6/17 Trump urges FCC to allow Sinclair Media (a right wing media company) to expand beyond their current market, allowing them to broadcast to 70% of the country.
10/11/17 Sinclair begins attacking politifact, accusing them of spreading fake news. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2017/oct/11/sinclair-targeting-politifact-you-need-know-facts/
10/24/17 In a move that benefits Sinclair Media, the FCC rolls back rules requiring broadcast companies to have a studio in the area they’re broadcasting in. http://www.tvtechnology.com/news/0002/fcc-eliminates-main-studio-rule/282128 November 9, 2017: Aji Pai wants to end regulations keeping tv stations from purchasing local newspapers. A move backed by Sinclair. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/09/opinion/ajit-pai-media-ownership.html
11/16/17 42 year old rules regarding media mergers are finally removed. This is a win for Sinclair, allowing them to monopolize news sources in small towns. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2017/11/16/the-fcc-just-repealed-decades-old-rules-blocking-broadcast-media-mergers/
2/26/18 FCC Comissioner: Policy custom built for Sinclair media. https://www.thedailybeast.com/fcc-commissioner-our-policy-is-custom-built-for-right-wing-sinclair-broadcasting
Moxxie!
Tomatoes
Intelligence is knowing that it is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
My name transliterated into Japanese is: ใใฐใฉใน
The meaning of my name translated into Japanese is: ้ปๅท (kurokawa, dark/black river)
Voting age to 16!
Kerrie Izzy Christensen
I’m not sure I’ll ever feel true safety for myself or my family until this near unlimited access to guns is eliminated.
GoFundMe America’s โญ #1 โญ Healthcare Provider
My daughter walked out today. It isn’t the first time and isn’t likely the last time.
No, she wasn’t looking to skip. Yes, she knows what and why she wants to do this.
Kids aren’t nearly as ignorant as some of you would like to think they are.
“We’re going to win so much, you may even get tired of winning, and you’ll say ‘Please, please, it’s too much winning, we can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much’ and I’ll say no it isn’t, we have to keep winning, we have to win more.” -The Orange Menace
This quote hasn’t aged well.
Today we’ll top out at or just slightly above 70ยฐ
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I do believe you had a duck thing Holli.
I had never heard of Sam Nunberg until today. I don’t think I’ll ever forget him.
I rate this meltdown โญโญโญโญโญ.
So my niece’s dorm was shot up this morning. I just don’t know anymore.
So the NRA stands for National Russian Association?
Good to know.
With the school shooting yesterday by a teacher, it is now obvious that the only solution is to arm the students. The only way to stop a bad teacher with a gun is a good student with a gun.