Watching an NFL game at the MCG is wild. You can see just how small our field is compared to Australian football.

Just like the Gulf of Mexico, it’ll be a cold day in hell before I’ll call Lake Ontario anything other than Lake Ontario.

Someone needs to set up a leaderboard system - who can take down the most cameras. You could have one leaderboard for total takedowns and another for most in a single night.

All the police departments in the nation must’ve had some company’s PR department ask for help. Suddenly every local department is telling us about a random crime that was solved only with the help of said company’s flock of security-state cameras.

We’ll just ignore every flagrant violation of privacy because they were and to catch a car thief quicker with big brother’s eyes.

Busy couple of days. Trip to Chicago, packed Izzy’s stuff up, got her into her new apartment, and we’ll go to a museum tomorrow followed by the long drive home.

Someone took out a flock camera near us. I hope it was on purpose.

A reminder: the United States has active concentration camps that are ran by for-profit companies. They may give them cutesy names or call them detention centers, but let there be no doubt that they are, in fact, concentration camps.

First, wired alien fungus. Then, thick dense fog. I think I need an omen reader.

I do have to thank the AI overlords for one thing. I used to see a comment, a message, an email, or even an old fashioned letter, spot a spelling mistake and roll my eyes with disdain. You couldn’t even proofread what you wrote?

Now? Hey! This was written by an actual human!

It’s looking like another bad bad evening/night for Oklahoma.

This tornado near Enid, Oklahoma, is drifting around without much movement. I believe it just performed a small cyclonic loop.

It’s been confirmed that there were at least 8 tornadoes last night in Michigan. I believe there are still some damage surveys left to complete, so that number may go up.

Ohh we don’t need any more rain 😬

I’m glad to hear that they had a plan all along, that everything went accordingly, all objectives met, and delivered to us a net positive worthy of the sacrifice made, and we’re pleased with this outcome. I was starting to worry this world altering chaos was somehow the result of a bunch of seriously unserious people mismanaging their own corruption.

When I close my eyes, I just see the road. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

We saw the movie Project Hail Mary yesterday and it was definitely one of the best movies I have seen in a long while.

George Carlin - “They’ll get it all from you sooner or later ‘cause they own this f**kin’ place. It’s a big club and you ain’t in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good, honest, hard-working people: white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on.”

My many many many years on the Internet told me this day could never happen, but here we are. Chuck Norris has died at the age of 86.

Venezuela defeats the United States to win the World Baseball Classic.

I am anticipating that Trump’s response will be to claim victory, threaten treason charges on any sports writer that says differently, a re-invasion of Venezuela to gain possession of the trophy, and to violently detain anyone chatgpt decides needs to go.

This has been an impressive amount of rain.

5 inch hail was just reported in Illinois. That’s DVD sized hail.

Early March and we’ve already experienced some devastating storms in Michigan. After the activity of last year, I hope this isn’t a sign of things to come.

The significance of the past 24 hours is dreadful.

And now it’s time for the Epstein War.

“Life, like a dome of many coloured glass, stains the white radiance of eternity.”

Yet, we spend so much time trying to snuff out someone else’s colors. Shame on us.

1. Spend 45 years breaking everything
2. Blame everyone else
3. Say we’re the only ones that can save WeStErN CiViLiZaTiOn
4. ……..
5. For profit concentration camps!

(It’s been longer than 45 years. But, I like the phrase, “Reagan ruined everything,” and so I went with his bringing along Christian nationalism as the beginning point 🤷‍♂️)

If even 5%… 1% of what I just read is true, we just need to burn this whole thing down. How can we look at a system that has protected monsters like this for 30+ years and say, “it can be saved?”

These scum need to know no peace until they suffer the consequences of their actions.

We’ve been upgraded (downgraded?) to an extreme cold warning. 🥶 Wind chill is expected to be between -20° to -30°. It’s been a while since I’ve experienced this!

Showing once again that our constitution is as bad as the antifederalists said it was in the late 1700s, there is only two ways to remove the president.

Impeachment requires that the people sitting in Congress have the spine to do it. Which, they don’t. Then, there is the 25th amendment which allows temporary or permanent removal. This process requires that the handpicked cabinet of sycophants would agree to such a maneuver.

Regardless of how it happens, if Trump is removed from office before the end of his term, all we have done is removed a single gear in this christofascist regime. JD Vance takes over, and then what? Trump is doing this for love of ego, power, and money. Vance, it seems, is a true believer in the nonsense Peter Thiel and his technofascists vomit out. Even with his removal, the power structures will not change and these people would still be there.

While these people are allowed to hold power, this level of chaos will continue. At some point, the consent of the governed needs to be revoked.

This is a diplomatic communiqué from Trump to the Prime Minister of Norway. I would ask who is prepared to stop this, but all we have in congress is magats and collaborators.

Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America.

Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a ‘right of ownership’ anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also.

I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland.

Thank you! President DJT

NATO is deploying forces to defend Greenland from a potential US invasion. 😵‍💫

Quick correction: quit reaching back for the “founding fathers.” We really don’t need a civic religion.

It seems that with some of the redacted files, you can simply copy and paste the text into a different text editor with no styles, you can read everything.

Fellow Lowellians… Lowellites… Lowellicopters… People of Lowell, Michigan… I have no idea why the sirens are going off.

Well, it’s happened. The end is near. It’s all down hill from here.

I need glasses. 😂

The Canadian Football League seems to be trying to run their game off a cliff. These rule changes they have planned seem geared towards trying to move closer to the American game. Shorter field, goal posts on the end line, almost completely removing the rouge. The only thing they didn’t do was add a 4th down.

This would be like rugby removing the need to touch the ball down to score a try, or association allowing everyone to use their hands. Looking around at the CFL related online places I’m a part of, I haven’t seen anyone support these changes. Players don’t seem to like these ideas, either.

My conspiracy is that they are trying to move the game towards American Football while killing the league to the point that they can make a play for the NFL to acquire the league, take two teams, and close the rest. Two expansion teams already established and ready to go.

Lame.

National Hurricane Center Key Messages - Jamaica: Remain in your safe shelter. Catastrophic flash flooding and numerous landslides are expected through Tuesday. The eyewall’s destructive winds may cause total structural failure, particularly in higher elevations, leading to widespread infrastructural damage, prolonged power and communication outages, and isolated communities.Along the southern coast, life-threatening storm surge and damaging waves are anticipated through Tuesday. Failure to take immediate action may result in serious injury or significant loss of life.

The No Kings Protest has the regime so nervous, they now plan to launch live missiles from a Navy ship into California to impact Camp Pendleton. They will be closing parts of I-5 for this.

😵‍💫

Song: The Day the Nazi Died Band: Chumbawamba Album: Showbusiness! (1995), Uneasy Listening (1998)

[Verse 1] We’re told that after the war the Nazis vanished without a trace But battalions of fascists still dream of a master race The history books, they tell of their defeat in ‘45

[Chorus] But they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died

[Verse 2] They say the prisoner at Spandau was a symbol of defeat Whilst Hess remained imprisoned and the fascists, they were beat So the promise of an Aryan world would never materialize

[Chorus] So why did they all come out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died?

[Verse 3] The world is riddled with maggots; the maggots are getting fat They’re making a tasty meal of all the bosses and bureaucrats They’re taking over the boardrooms, and they’re fat and full of pride

[Chorus] And they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died

[Verse 4] So if you meet with these historians, I’ll tell you what to say Tell them that the Nazis never really went away They’re out there burning houses down and peddling racist lies

[Chorus] And we’ll never rest again until every Nazi dies

•••

CREDITS

Writers: Alice Nutter, Boff Whalley, Danbert Nobacon, Dunstan Bruce, Harry “Daz” Hamer, Lou Watts, Mavis Dillon, Paul Greco

Vocals: Lou Watts, Alice Nutter, Danbert Nobacon, Boff Whalley

The Pam Bondi Antifa FAQ

•Who are the people running Antifa? Whomever they want to charge with terrorism.

•Who are members of Antifa? Whomever they want to charge with terrorism

•What crimes have they committed? Whatever they want to make up to get terrorism charges to stick.

•What are Antifa’s stated goals? To be fascists, obviously.

•Why is no one asking these questions? 💲💲💲💲💲💲

If the “peace prize” had any legitimacy, she wouldn’t have been in the running, and her name or Trump’s wouldn’t have been spoken near it. And, I feel the exact same away about Obama winning it. This is not a binary thing.

Tigers, 12th inning… that was a beautiful sacrifice bunt.

I’m going to need someone from legal to get back with me on this one. Qatar air force facility? Is that legal? Is this one of those things we don’t have laws for because everyone just assumed no one in leadership would try to do this?

I would be careful about praising María Corina Machado for winning the Nobel Peace Prize, an award given mostly as validation of western/imperialist narratives. Sure, it went to someone that wasn’t Trump. However, Machado has praised Trump in the past and even dedicated her Nobel prize to Trump for his “decisive support of our cause.”

KATU in Portland has set up a live stream so you can see for yourself the hellish war torn landscape that us in ANTIFA have finally brought upon the American people.

https://www.youtube.com/live/Z_ucxfn-HY0

“The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge natural to party dissention … is itself a frightful despotism … sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of a Public Liberty.”

• George Washington, 1796 Farewell Address

Tigers take game 1 🎉

Extra innings on the west coast makes for a late night on the east side.

I find it so interesting to see the people coming forward to criticize the use of the FCC to silence critics of the regime. To see Tucker Carlson, Bill Kristol, Karl Rove, John Yu, and more, suddenly on the same side is wild.

True resistance requires strange bedfellows.

We’ve already cancelled Paramount, I’ve just cancelled Disney/Hulu. Since democracy is broken, the only thing left in this Christian Nationalist hellscape is where I spend my money. I don’t even watch late night shows anymore (Letterman for life!), but I’ll be damned if I’m going to funnel any cash into their coffers. I certainly haven’t discovered a taste for boot leather.

Maybe live your life in such a way that people aren’t celebrating when you’ve been taken out. 🤷‍♂️

Kids are back to school for exactly 2 weeks and we’ve already got a plague moving through. I was the last one standing, but I fell to the curse yesterday.

We introduced Ryker to the musical Hamilton on Saturday. I’ve heard him singing some of the numbers around the house since then.

I wonder how that all turned out

He and his supporters are all monsters. Every last one of them.

Why are you unhappy? Because 99.9 per cent Of everything you think, And of everything you do, Is for yourself - And the isn’t one.

-Wei Wu Wei

Vote Republican in 2000 and get a tax bill that blows up the deficit and only helps the rich and get a Middle East war of choice.

Vote Republican in 2024 and get a tax bill that blows up the deficit and only helps the rich and get a Middle East war of choice.

We were at the lantern festival last night. There was a couple in front of us with an infant. One was holding the baby up in the air so the other could get a photo of them with some lanterns as a backdrop.

And then Aurora says, “Why are they sacrificing the baby?”

😂

The tornado moving through Kansas is reported to have tossed rail cars.

Hats of to these storm chasers. Chasing monster nocturnal tornados this close.

Massive tornado just south of Greensburg, Kansas - a town practically wiped off the map in an EF5 on May 4, 2007, when 95% of the structures in the town was destroyed.

TORNADO ON THE GROUND IN ST. LOUIS!

You will not see it - it’s wrapped in a significant amount of rain.

Severe Thunderstorm Warning for Kent County and Newaygo County.

This warning is flagged as a EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION.

80 MPH wind gusts Hail to 0.75 inches Thunderstorm Damage: destructive Tornado: possible

#Michigan #MIwx #grandrapids

🌪️TORNADO WARNING

Northern Ottawa County Southwestern Newaygo County Muskegon County

#MIwx #Michigan

BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GRAND RAPIDS MI
916 PM EDT THU MAY 15 2025

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAND RAPIDS HAS ISSUED A

• SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR…
  OTTAWA COUNTY IN SOUTHWESTERN MICHIGAN…
  MASON COUNTY IN WEST CENTRAL MICHIGAN…
  MUSKEGON COUNTY IN WEST CENTRAL MICHIGAN…
  OCEANA COUNTY IN WEST CENTRAL MICHIGAN…

• UNTIL 1045 PM EDT.

• AT 915 PM EDT, SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WERE LOCATED ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM 19 MILES NORTHWEST OF LUDINGTON SP TO 23 MILES SOUTHWEST OF MONTAGUE TO 38 MILES EAST OF WIND POINT, MOVING EAST AT 55 MPH.

HAZARD…70 MPH WIND GUSTS AND PENNY SIZE HAIL.

SOURCE…RADAR INDICATED.

IMPACT…EXPECT CONSIDERABLE TREE DAMAGE. DAMAGE IS LIKELY TO MOBILE HOMES, ROOFS, AND OUTBUILDINGS.

• LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE…
  MUSKEGON… HOLLAND… GRAND HAVEN…
  LUDINGTON… HART… WALKER…
  SHELBY… MUSKEGON HEIGHTS… HUDSONVILLE…
  ZEELAND… COOPERSVILLE… ROOSEVELT PARK…
  NORTH MUSKEGON… FERRYSBURG… WHITEHALL…
  MONTAGUE… SPRING LAKE… LAKEWOOD CLUB…
  RAVENNA… SCOTTVILLE…

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS…

REMAIN ALERT FOR A POSSIBLE TORNADO! TORNADOES CAN DEVELOP QUICKLY FROM SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS. IF YOU SPOT A TORNADO GO AT ONCE INTO THE BASEMENT OR SMALL CENTRAL ROOM IN A STURDY STRUCTURE.

FOR YOUR PROTECTION MOVE TO AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF A BUILDING.

A TORNADO WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 300 AM EDT FOR SOUTHWESTERN AND WEST CENTRAL MICHIGAN.

LAT…LON 4417 8604 4330 8604 4329 8579 4277 8578
4277 8619 4279 8611 4280 8612 4277 8621
4309 8625 4362 8654 4380 8643 4394 8643
4406 8651 4418 8639
TIME…MOT…LOC 0115Z 261DEG 49KT 4417 8685 4327 8679 4269 8702

TORNADO…POSSIBLE
THUNDERSTORM DAMAGE THREAT…CONSIDERABLE
HAIL THREAT…RADAR INDICATED
MAX HAIL SIZE…0.75 IN
WIND THREAT…RADAR INDICATED
MAX WIND GUST…70 MPH

URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Tornado Watch Number 256 NWS Storm Prediction Center Norman OK 820 PM EDT Thu May 15 2025

The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a

• Tornado Watch for portions of Lower Michigan Lake Michigan

• Effective this Thursday night and Friday morning from 820 PM until 300 AM EDT.

• Primary threats include… A few tornadoes possible Scattered damaging winds likely with isolated significant gusts to 80 mph possible Scattered large hail and isolated very large hail events to 2 inches in diameter possible

SUMMARY…Intense thunderstorms will spread east-northeastward this evening and overnight across much of Lower Michigan while posing a threat for scattered to numerous severe/damaging winds. Peak gusts may reach up to 70-80 mph. A few tornadoes may also occur within the line of convection. Large hail will be possible with any embedded supercells.

The tornado watch area is approximately along and 60 statute miles east and west of a line from 60 miles north of Traverse City MI to 10 miles southwest of Kalamazoo MI. For a complete depiction of the watch see the associated watch outline update (WOUS64 KWNS WOU6).

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS…

REMEMBER…A Tornado Watch means conditions are favorable for tornadoes and severe thunderstorms in and close to the watch area. Persons in these areas should be on the lookout for threatening weather conditions and listen for later statements and possible warnings.

AVIATION…Tornadoes and a few severe thunderstorms with hail surface and aloft to 2 inches. Extreme turbulence and surface wind gusts to 70 knots. A few cumulonimbi with maximum tops to 500. Mean storm motion vector 24040.

#Michigan #MIwx

Most likely going to be a tornado watch issued for our area soon.

Most probable peak wind gust: 80 MPH Most probable peak hail size: 2" to 3.5" Most probably peak tornado intensity: 150 MPH

#MIwx #Michigan #lowell

It’s time again my Michiganders and Michigan adjacent-ers. “Fun” weather is on the way Thursday. Level of severity to be determined.

Trip was fun.

Travel, not so much 😂

At one point there was 25 active tornado warnings.

Today is likely to be a bad day for a large swath of the Mid Mississippi and Lower Ohio Valleys. A tornado outbreak is EXPECTED.

Val Kilmer has died at 65 😲

95 MPH wind gust measured just south of Lansing 😲

Lowell friends, the sirens continue because of the severe thunderstorm warning being tagged as potentially destructive.

Tornado Warning for Kent County, Michigan

Tornado Warning National Weather Service Grand Rapids MI 549 PM EDT Sun Mar 30 2025

The National Weather Service in Grand Rapids has issued a

• Tornado Warning for… Southern Kent County in southwestern Michigan… Northwestern Ionia County in south central Michigan…

• Until 615 PM EDT.

• At 548 PM EDT, severe thunderstorms capable of producing both tornadoes and extensive straight line wind damage were located near Caledonia, or 10 miles southeast of Grand Rapids, moving northeast at 55 mph.

  HAZARD…Tornado.

  SOURCE…Radar indicated rotation.

  IMPACT…Flying debris will be dangerous to those caught without shelter. Mobile homes will be damaged or destroyed. Damage to roofs, windows, and vehicles will occur. Tree damage is likely.

• These dangerous storms will be near… Gerald R. Ford International Airport and Lowell around 555 PM EDT.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS…

TAKE COVER NOW! Move to a basement or an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building. Avoid windows. If you are outdoors, in a mobile home, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial shelter and protect yourself from flying debris.

This cluster of thunderstorms is capable of producing tornadoes and widespread significant wind damage. Do not wait to see or hear the tornado. For your protection move to an interior room on the lowest floor of a building.

⛈️ Severe Thunderstorm Warning 🌪️ Tornado: POSSIBLE ☄️ Hail: 0.75" 💨 Wind: 70MPH 💥 Damage Threat: CONSIDERABLE

BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Severe Thunderstorm Warning National Weather Service Grand Rapids MI 524 PM EDT Sun Mar 30 2025

The National Weather Service in Grand Rapids has issued a

• Severe Thunderstorm Warning for… Calhoun County in south central Michigan… Kent County in southwestern Michigan… Barry County in southwestern Michigan…

• Until 630 PM EDT.

• At 523 PM EDT, severe thunderstorms were located along a line extending from near Beechwood to near Schoolcraft, moving northeast at 65 mph.

  HAZARD…70 mph wind gusts and penny size hail.

  SOURCE…Radar indicated.

  IMPACT…Expect considerable tree damage. Damage is likely to mobile homes, roofs, and outbuildings.

• Locations impacted include… Cutlerville… Wyoming… Battle Creek… Belmont… Grandville… Duck Lake… Yankee Springs… Hickory Corners… Grattan… Alto… Brownlee Park… Dutton… Sparta… Banfield… Comstock Park… Walker… Marshall… Nashville… Athens… Tekonsha…

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS…

For your protection move to an interior room on the lowest floor of a building.

&&

LAT…LON 4242 8530 4242 8554 4277 8555 4277 8578 4329 8579 4329 8531 4277 8531 4277 8507 4242 8507 4242 8472 4207 8471 4207 8529 TIME…MOT…LOC 2123Z 240DEG 54KT 4286 8616 4212 8568

TORNADO…POSSIBLE THUNDERSTORM DAMAGE THREAT…CONSIDERABLE HAIL THREAT…RADAR INDICATED MAX HAIL SIZE…0.75 IN WIND THREAT…RADAR INDICATED MAX WIND GUST…70 MPH

I decided to whip something up last night.

All areas highlighted on the map should keep an eye on the weather this afternoon.

My grandfather’s surname was Hyvärinen. My grandfather’s parents were Hyvärinen and Ahola. Their parents were paternal: Hyvärinen and Ivaninen, and maternal: Ahola and Lähteenmaa.

This is just my way of asking Finland very nicely if my family and I can come stay a while.

11 active PDS tornado warnings right now. It’s going to be a long long night.

Something something Ides of March.

If you know someone living in St. Louis, Missouri, make sure they know there are potentially multiple tornadoes on the way.

Today and tonight, severe thunderstorms developing to our southwest will move rapidly toward Michigan and the Great Lakes region. While the strongest storms are expected mostly to our south and west, residents throughout Michigan should prepare for stormy conditions, especially later this evening into the overnight hours.

What to Expect:

🔴 ⛈️ Thunderstorms will reach Michigan and the Great Lakes region mainly this evening and overnight.

🔴 💨 Damaging winds of 60 to 80 mph could affect parts of the area, particularly southwestern Michigan, posing risks such as downed trees, power outages, and property damage.

🔴 🌪️ While the highest risk of tornadoes is expected to remain to the south, an isolated tornado cannot be completely ruled out in southern parts of Michigan.

🔴 ⛈️ Heavy rain and frequent lightning are expected, which could lead to localized flooding and hazardous driving conditions overnight.

Broader Severe Weather Overview (Nationally)

A significant severe weather outbreak is likely today across parts of the central United States, especially from the Lower and Mid-Mississippi Valley to the Lower Ohio Valley and Mid-South regions. Strong storms will produce:

🔴 🌪️ Numerous tornadoes, some of which could be intense.

🔴 💨 Widespread damaging winds between 60 to 100 mph.

🔴 ⚾ Large hail up to baseball size.

States most affected include Missouri, Illinois, Iowa, Arkansas, Tennessee, and Mississippi, where conditions will be particularly dangerous. Residents in these areas should remain alert and follow guidance from local authorities closely.

I have pulled the kids from public school and will begin homeschooling them. Public school in a rural area is not safe for them, mentally or physically.

For a little sunshine this morning - have you seen Rick Astley’s cover of “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan?

🤘🏻

We’ve got a real life Bond villain running amok.

And Bond is now under the creative control of Amazon.

I think we might have to save ourselves.

H.R.1395 - To amend title 5, United States Code, to designate Trump’s Birthday and Flag Day as a legal public holiday

For the local people from WZZM13

LOWELL, Mich. — A 28-year-old man is dead and a 25-year-old woman was seriously hurt in an apparent domestic violence incident in Lowell Tuesday morning.

The Kent County Sheriff’s Office asked the public to avoid the area of 800 West Main Street between Hudson and West for the time being.

If you have even a slight or minor interest in how films are made, particularly in cinematography, this is a great video. I put the link in the comments because the Book of Faces dislikes links going out of their area of control and the almighty algo shows it to less people.

If you want to know what a proper coup attempt in the 21st century looks like

I don’t think I’ve ever watched a football game where the ref threatened the other team with a palpably unfair act.

LaPorta!!!

😬

I audibly gasped at that hit on Gibbs. 😲

Final game of the 2024 season is a big one - Lions and Vikings, #1 in the NFC on the line.

Happy 133rd birthday, J. R. R. Tolkien!

(Jan 3, 1892 - Sep 2, 1973)

Ooh I remember back in the day when 2025 was a “futuristic” and sci-fi number used for future dates.

And now we’re here.

914 total yards of offense tonight. Neither defense was up to the task. No punts.

These fourth down converts. 😬