We live in the reality where The Onion can’t write satire this off the wall and has to become a legit news source to pay the bills

Even if you think you know what a scammer Trump is, watch Dirty Money Ep# 6 on Netflix to get a good summary of just how bad it is.

I can say without any hesitation that Black Panther lived up to the hype.

I support lowering the age of voting. Politicians make decisions that have an effect on teens lives. They should get a say.

This is the montage shown while the protagonist is being told the story of why the robots rose up against their human overlords.

We’ve been rewatching Battlestar Galactica. I can hardly believe 15 years have gone by since the miniseries special!

Oooh, I got the passive aggressive “I’ll pray for you” today.

From in or around 2014 to the present, Defendants knowingly and intentionally conspired with each other (and with persons known and unknown to the Grand Jury) to defraud the United States by impairing, obstructing, and defeating the lawful functions of the government through fraud and deceit for the purpose of interfering with the U.S. political and electoral processes, including the presidential election of 2016.

Now she’s a happy brute. 🤣

Three of the ten deadliest shootings in US history have come in the last five months.

Congregations should offer thoughts and prayers, legislators should legislate and ameliorate.

Hey, what can you do? Every industrialized nation deals with an average of one school shooting every two days… … … … … … … … … …

(18 incidents over 31 school days since New Year)

Timbers preseason live.

One year later. 😥

“Forasmuch there is great noise in the city caused by hustling over large balls from which many evils may arise which God forbid; we command and forbid, on behalf of the King, on pain of imprisonment, such game to be used in the city in the future.” — Proclamation by King Edward II of England on April 13, 1314, banning football in the City of London.

Exactly 700 years later, April 13, 2014, London based team Chelsea Football Club won a match against Swansea, 1-0, in a Premier League game.

Some things never change. In the year 1283, a man named Roger was accused of murder when he struck another man with a rock during a game of “soule”, a form of medieval football.

From The Guardian

It’s difficult to overstate what SpaceX has just accomplished: it’s successfully introduced a new heavy rocket to the world, the most powerful in operation since the Apollo era, all through a private company and at a fraction of a cost of other systems currently in construction.

Nasa is working on its own heavy launch system, called the SLS, but it is estimated to cost about a billion dollars per flight. SpaceX estimates that Falcon Heavy launches will cost about $90m per flight.

What’s more, just a few years ago the notion of re-landing reusable rockets seemed like a pipe dream, and yet SpaceX has made it routine, with regular landings on land and on a drone ship floating in the Atlantic Ocean. Today it managed to land three Falcon 9 rockets simultaneously, each dropping gracefully from the sky with a controlled burn.

Wow SpaceX… wow.

So, that memo was a lot of nothing, hey?

Neverending Stooo~~~rrryyyy! Uh uh uhhh, uh uh uhhh, uh uh uuuuuuhhhh.

Fun fact! From beginning to end, the song I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) is 3:30 long.

If listening to this song on the International Space Station, the entirety of the song will coincide with traveling 999.6 miles.

Just to be the man that hurdles through space at a screaming 4.76 miles per second to fall down at your door Da da da (da da da) Da da da (da da da) Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da

Things Republicans believe without proof: -Hillary Clinton has a child sex-slave ring in the basement of a D.C. pizzeria. -Obama is a Kenyan-born Muslim Terrorist Marxist revolutionary. -Climate change is a hoax perpetrated by NASA and China to make Al Gore rich. -Sandy Hook was a false flag operation to take away everyone’s guns. -There is a widespread Deep State conspiracy to destroy Trump’s Presidency. -Mueller’s real investigation is into Hillary Clinton. -George Soros bused in 40,000 black people to vote for Doug Jones. -Ebola liquefies peoples insides. -US universities are brainwashing students into becoming liberals. -The Mainstream Media is a widespread conspiracy to push a liberal agenda.

Things Republicans refuse to believe despite multiple sources: -Donald Trump, who is openly defying a near-unanimous Congressional bill to impose sanctions against Russia, who inexplicably defends Russia and Putin whenever possible, who relied on multi-million dollar loans from Russia to bail out his businesses, who appointed an expert in Russian business to be Secretary of State, whose campaign managers built careers by furthering Russian interests around the globe, whose children and son-in-law deal heavily with Russian businesspeople, may in fact be compromised by the Russian government; and, this has been alleged by at least two independent sources, one source being a highly decorated career British intelligence officer who specialized in spying on Russia.

You know, there’s really no evidence of Trump colluding with Russia, except for the

Flynn Thing Manafort Thing Tillerson Thing Sessions Thing Kushner Thing Wray Thing Morgan, Lewis, & Bockius “Russian Law Firm of the Year” Thing Carter Page Thing Roger Stone Thing Felix Sater Thing Boris Epshteyn Thing Rosneft Thing Gazprom Thing (see above) Sergey Gorkov banker Thing Azerbaijan Thing “I Love Putin” Thing Lavrov Thing Sergey Kislyak Thing Oval Office Thing Gingrich Kislyak Phone Calls Thing Russian Business Interest Thing Emoluments Clause Thing Alex Schnaider Thing Hack of the DNC Thing Guccifer 2.0 Thing Mike Pence “I don’t know anything” Thing Russians Mysteriously Dying Thing Trump’s public request to Russia to hack Hillary’s email Thing Trump house sale for $100 million at the bottom of the housing bust to the Russian fertilizer king Thing Russian fertilizer king’s plane showing up in Concord, NC during Trump rally campaign Thing Nunes sudden flight to the White House in the night Thing Nunes personal investments in the Russian winery Thing Cyprus bank Thing Trump not Releasing his Tax Returns Thing the Republican Party’s rejection of an amendment to require Trump to show his taxes thing Election Hacking Thing GOP platform change to the Ukraine Thing Steele Dossier Thing Sally Yates Can’t Testify Thing Intelligence Community’s Investigative Reports Thing Trump reassurance that the Russian connection is all “fake news” Thing Chaffetz not willing to start an Investigation Thing Chaffetz suddenly deciding to go back to private life in the middle of an investigation Thing Appointment of Pam Bondi who was bribed by Trump in the Trump University scandal appointed to head the investigation Thing The White House going into cover-up mode, refusing to turn over the documents related to the hiring and firing of Flynn Thing Chaffetz and White House blaming the poor vetting of Flynn on Obama Thing Poland and British intelligence gave information regarding the hacking back in 2015 to Paul Ryan and he didn’t do anything Thing Agent M16 following the money thing Trump team KNEW about Flynn’s involvement but hired him anyway Thing Let’s Fire Comey Thing Election night Russian trademark gifts Things Russian diplomatic compound electronic equipment destruction Thing let’s give back the diplomatic compounds back to the Russians Thing Let’s Back Away From Cuba Thing Donny Jr met with Russians Thing Donny Jr emails details “Russian Government’s support for Trump” Thing Trump’s secret second meeting with his boss Putin Thing

Constitutional crisis.

So we’re just going to not enact laws now? Trump is turning the Constitution into his personal use toilet paper.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Numbers for thought: 15.38% of Super Bowls have had Tom Brady in them.

125th anniversary of the overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawai’i.

……….. always have a plan.

😀💙

Still one of my favorite photos.

Ready. Set. GO!

Happy Winter Solstice!

Now she just gives me exasperated sighs. 😁😂🤣

Just in case you needed to be sure they didn’t care.

I loved the new Star Wars movie. I can’t comprehend some of the angst people have towards it. I can’t wait for episode 9.

Today, the crypto currency market cap hit a half-trillion dollars for the first time.

Wow.

Ryker wanted to listen to music going to bed tonight. I showed him my Google Play and let him choose what looked good to him. He chose the Stevie Wonder radio channel.

Good boy.

Facebook’s farm of semi-sentient murder bots made this video for my year.

おやすみなさい！

It’s been a while since we’ve had some RiffTrax humor.

I’ve made the final change to be an Oregonian… my phone number is now 971-221-8179. Do with that information what you will.

After everyone’s comments on my suit photo, I’m going to have to find more reasons to get dressed up.

Down goes Michael “lock her up” Flynn.

Remember, Trump asked Comey to drop the investigation into Flynn. When he refused, Trump fired him. He then went to the Russians and bragged about it.

Shower thought : December 31st, 2017, will be the last day that all adults were born in the 1900s and all minors were born in the 2000s.

NASDAQ is going to begin offering Bitcoin futures in early 2018.

😲

So not only did Bitcoin hit $10,000, a few hours later it hit $11,000.

Bitcoin tapped $9800. Does it go all the way to 10k?

Today Bitcoin surpassed $9600. At this rate of growth, $10,000 is likely today or tomorrow.

A wedding ring and book with our vows were placed in Skyrim via a mod I created.

So, Senator Al Franken released a longer statement apologizing for this incident and apologizing for a broader scope of things he has done in his past. In addition, he called for an ethics investigation into himself. His accuser accepted his apology and said she didn’t want an investigation.

Damn it, Al Franken. Time to step down in disgrace - immediately.

Via Reddit:

It all started a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Luke Skywalker was staying with his Muggle family in Tatooine. They treated him poorly and he was made to stay in his bedroom, which was a small closet under the stairs. Luke was secretly a Jedi as his parents were also Jedi, unfortunately, they died protecting him from the dark lord Darth Sidious.

Long story short, Old Ben finds Luke and brings him to Hogwarts to learn the ways of the force. On the way to Hogwarts, the millennium falcon is attacked by dementors and everyone is tractor beamed towards the Death Star. Luke and Han use a polyjuice potion to disguise themselves as stormtroopers and rescue Hermione from the prison cell, meanwhile old Ben shuts down the tractor beam.

As everyone is running towards the Millenium Falcon, old Ben is confronted by Voldemort (secretly Luke’s father who didn’t really die). Voldemort kills old Ben while Luke, Han, and Hermione flee the Death Star.

Under Hermione’s lead Dumbledores army leads an attack on the Death Star. Luke using the force from atop his broom manages to shoot an expeliamus spell straight into the exhaust port of the Death Star blowing it up instantly.

There is a huge feast to celebrate in the great hall at the end.

Yes, I remember this well.

You can wax poetically about how Louie CK didn’t know what he was doing was wrong all day long. The truth is if he truly thought this about his actions, why did he always cover it up when asked bluntly over the years?

Because he knew damn well he was in the wrong. Mix that with the content of some of his work and you have a grade A sex offender.

I continue to think that I would enjoy either writing or developing a video series titled ‘The History of “Football”’. There is a rich and shared history of some of the most popular sports played around the world at the professional, amateur, and leisure levels.

:)

More guns! More guns! We need more!

Blizzard is bringing back classic World of Warcraft!

WITHOUT prompting, ask your significant other these questions and write EXACTLY what they say. Kerrie

1. What is something I say a lot? Why not both.

2. How tall am I? 6'

3.What is my favorite thing to do? Family time

4. What do I do when you’re not around? Play video games

5. If I became famous, what would it be for? Some form of creative writing

6. What makes you proud of me? Kindness and patience

7. What is my favorite food? You have so many, but definitely chili.

8. What is my favorite restaurant? Andina

9. Where is my favorite place? Home

10. If I could live anywhere, where would I live?
    Nordic country

11. What do I do to annoy you? Think too little of my own talents

12. Who is my celebrity crush? Daniel Craig in his blue little swimsuit

13.You get a phone call that I am in trouble, who am I with? Jack Reedy

Rick Perry thinks turning lights on will prevent rape.

Thanks for the pro-tip, dipshit.

Nearly two gallons a day!

One day, this information could save your life…

From HotAir

“In hindsight, it sure looks like word of Papadopoulos’s arrest in late July had gotten out somehow and someone from the campaign was doing preemptive damage control by leaking to WaPo. But how did campaign staff find out that Papadopoulos had been arrested? One logical possibility: He told them himself in the course of asking for “advice” from them on how to obstruct the investigation, which some of them may have provided. Suddenly those people woke up this morning and realized they’d had conversations with Papadopoulos recently about how to throw Mueller off the trail and only now do they realize he’s been in cahoots with Mueller for three months. Hoo boy.”

Also, George Papadopoulos pled guilty to false statements. He was arrested in July and may have been talking since then. Many of the reports I have been reading said that this guilty plea doesn’t look to cover all of the crimes it is thought that he committed. Theory: he sang like a bird to get lesser charges.

Count 1: Conspiracy Against The United States Count 2: Conspiracy To Launder Money Count 3 through 6: Failure to File Reports Of Foreign Bank and Financial Accounts from 2011 to 2014 Count 7 through 9: Failure to File Reports Of Foreign Bank and Financial Accounts from 2011 to 2013 Count 10: Unregistered Agent Of A Foreign Principal Count 11: False and Misleading FARA Statements Count 12: False Statements

Obama couldn’t even get one federal indictment.

Just another way Trump is better than Obama. 😂🤣

Happy 48th Birthday Internet!

The first ARPANET link was established between the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) and the Stanford Research Institute at 22:30 hours on October 29, 1969.

“We set up a telephone connection between us and the guys at SRI …”, Kleinrock … said in an interview: “We typed the L and we asked on the phone,

“Do you see the L?” “Yes, we see the L,” came the response. We typed the O, and we asked, “Do you see the O.” “Yes, we see the O.” Then we typed the G, and the system crashed … Yet a revolution had begun”

I wasn’t ashamed of it then, and I’m not ashamed of it now. It was DELICIOUS!

Happy Indictment Day

Catalonia today. Scotland tomorrow?

Ryker said “dada” 66 times in a half hour. That extrapolates to 132 an hour, 3168 times in 24 hours.

I enjoy playing soccer games such as EA’s FIFA and Sports Interactive’s Football Manager. I am disappointed in their lack of Women’s teams. While versions of FIFA Soccer from 16 and above have some women’s national teams - but no league/club teams, Football Manager has nothing.

I would love to lead the Portland Thorns in a game simulation at some point.

Ugh. With Bitcoin’s rally over $6000, I find all of my altcoin investments sitting near the bottom of the barrel. Waiting for that swing back… any day now… … any day…….

Apparently there was a time and place when Kerrie called me “boyfriend”.

!

Have we made America great yet? Are we close?

Today’s Google doodle got Bidi Bidi Bum Bum stuck in my head. Thanks for that cheerful yet sorrowful earworm.

I believe you.

#ibelieveyou

It is not adequate to call this a giant boooooom.

If you’re at all surprised by the number of “me too"s you’re seeing, you are complicit. Time for an education.

Two year check up for Aurora puts her at 42 pounds (100 percentile) and 3ft tall (98 percentile).

There are 10 kinds of people: those who can understand binary, those who can’t, those who count in ternary, and those who suffer from off-by-one errors.

Today’s Bitcoin rally was amazing. However, all my altcoins have been gutted. Let the slow recovery begin.

You don’t pay attention to the news for a few days and you find out that the President has gone full fascist.

Awesome.

Playing Final Fantasy XV.

https://mixer.com/Dubhghlas701/

Now it’s official 😓

“On behalf of the Tom Petty family, we are devastated to announce the untimely death of our father, husband, brother, leader and friend Tom Petty. He suffered cardiac arrest at his home in Malibu in the early hours of this morning and was taken to UCLA Medical Center but could not be revived. He died peacefully at 8:40 p.m. PT surrounded by family, his bandmates and friends.— Tony Dimitriades, longtime manager of Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers on behalf of the family.”

Sigh… Tom Petty has died at 66.

All I want for my birthday is to move everyone here.

Catalonian firefighters protecting protesters from the Spanish police!

Three years later.

Puerto Rico 😭

Aww

The 2005 Atlantic hurricane season was record breaking from beginning to end. The storms formed early and often. I only just now realized the we’re only three weeks behind that year’s storm count. Then I realized that this is the same name list from 2005 since they cycle every six years.

Woke up to ash on the cars this morning due to this fire.

I don’t know if people truly appreciate just how dangerous tomorrow’s solar eclipse is for their eyes.

Don’t look unprotected!

BEEP BEEP!

One exchange had Bitcoin at $4500 today, though the consensus is that it peaked just above $4300.

Nothing makes you feel more alive than being on hold with the Retention Department as you try to cancel your TV service.

I missed this last night!