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A large collection of my status updates and posts from various social media websites.

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January 22, 2009 - 06:05:31

… I’ve printed over 1200 DART cards the past two days… and still have 200 to go. That backlog is what happens when it takes a month to replace a printer.

January 20, 2009 - 12:43:20

President Obama…. I can’t help but grin like a fool.

January 20, 2009 - 05:34:30

Today is the end of an error! At noon we’ll have a president who is actually presidential material and not satire gold.

January 17, 2009 - 17:33:22

I’m installing Ubuntu Linux onto my laptop.

January 17, 2009 - 14:13:46

Computer under attack! 27 Trojans! Who knew animal porn would kill my computer!?!?

January 15, 2009 - 12:14:46

I’m on my white horse with a rainbow of flowers shooting out of my ass……. yeah… don’t ask! Hahaha.

January 14, 2009 - 18:59:45

We need more rational progressive liberals if the U.S. is to survive.

January 14, 2009 - 14:05:53

I’m bringing sexy back!! But, everyone pointing and laughing at me is really is hurting my self-image.

January 13, 2009 - 18:54:53

I’ve always wondered what happened to the girl who played Winnie on the Wonder Years. She writes math books!

January 12, 2009 - 21:34:11

Hot and sexy math pickup line #326: “I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves…”

January 9, 2009 - 21:08:09

My geek heart has been broken. Electronic Gaming Monthly has ceased publications. My awkward teen years now openly weeps.

January 8, 2009 - 05:37:59

I think FOX News should be rebranded from a news channel to a political satire channel.

January 7, 2009 - 06:35:59

Motion sickness: it reminds you what you had for dinner.

January 6, 2009 - 05:42:45

The end of my holiday… now begins the first 8 hours of work of 2009… the first of 2,080 for the year.

January 3, 2009 - 07:26:57

I was just standing 15 feet away from a broken water main. Water shooting at least 30 feet into the air.

December 29, 2008 - 23:40:58

I just did a complete rewrite of my website’s database programming in one sitting…

December 28, 2008 - 03:40:36

I am up way too late watching GoGreen18 on the internets.

December 27, 2008 - 21:08:13

Testing ping.fm. Supposedly can update everything from my phone at once.

December 20, 2008 - 23:59:31

I am free of work. I do not have to return until Jan 6th!

December 20, 2008 - 09:32:16

Is happy the weather is holding up for working graduation. Only 6 hours of work left for the year! Huzzah!

December 19, 2008 - 17:26:04

Only one more day of work for the rest of the year!!!

December 18, 2008 - 21:36:36

I think Texas weather is quite strange. 2 days of below freezing temps followed by two days of constant mild and thick fog.

December 18, 2008 - 09:36:03

Only have two more days to work this year!

December 16, 2008 - 14:38:40

I couldn’t make it to Michigan, so Michigan weather found me!

December 15, 2008 - 11:37:07

I am rather cold.

December 12, 2008 - 23:10:36

I am no longer in blinding pain… just searing pain. (Yes, there is a big difference)

December 11, 2008 - 21:58:39

I am feeling very sick.

December 9, 2008 - 15:18:02

I am being blown around by the chill wind.

November 17, 2008 - 21:28:29

Sick of feeling sick.

November 13, 2008 - 16:15:09

I am eagerly awaiting President Obama’s first of two terms!

November 12, 2008 - 05:40:14

I have yet another flat tire on my bike!

November 5, 2008 - 13:09:10

To you racist hicks who thought Obama was a Muslim, terrorist and the anti-christ, you just got what you deserve. Hopefully you’ll come to your ignorant senses!

November 5, 2008 - 10:53:18

I am truly excited. We’re going to have someone intelligent in the White House for once!

November 4, 2008 - 23:04:24

Obama wins!!! Victory!!!

November 4, 2008 - 15:00:50

Gooooo Obama!!!

November 1, 2008 - 15:10:40

Now beginning my 9 days off!

November 1, 2008 - 11:43:43

I have claimed victory over the battle with hunger… with Subway.

November 1, 2008 - 11:15:50

Hungry.

November 1, 2008 - 11:14:34

I fear for humanity.

October 9, 2008 - 20:40:12

I no longer has a broken bike.

October 1, 2008 - 21:01:44

Enjoyed my first bike ride in over 10 years.

September 21, 2008 - 23:52:35

I posted a new Astronomy video on YouTube. (youtube.com/AstinusLorac)

September 13, 2008 - 19:56:30

I have survived Hurricane Ike… … (said very sarcastically)

September 11, 2008 - 17:04:12

“Duck, it’s a hurricane!”

September 10, 2008 - 19:03:44

Watching Hurricane Ike take aim at Texas.

September 9, 2008 - 07:50:29

Sad today is his last day at NSERL.

July 24, 2008 - 10:19:29

is pretty sick…

May 7, 2008 - 17:46:04

Happy to have a deep conversation with someone finally.

May 2, 2008 - 11:18:20

I have been feeling very nihilistic recently.

April 21, 2008 - 16:23:37

Feeling tired.

March 27, 2008 - 15:20:26

Feeling a bit lonely.

March 22, 2008 - 21:55:00

No longer crushed by a pounding headache!

March 19, 2008 - 23:59:52

Crushed by a pounding headache!

March 19, 2008 - 15:34:45

Riding public transportation.

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