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March 24, 2016 - 10:36:08

Can the executive branch sue the legislative branch for failure to meet their constitutional duties?

March 21, 2016 - 13:51:56

Winter Storm incoming. Tracking this storm is very difficult and we could either get a bunch of cold rain or a huge pile of snow.

March 19, 2016 - 19:14:58

I was just talking about this today. The one that sticks out in my mind is pronouncing the color cyan with a ‘k’ sound. I read so much and never really interacted with others; I’m sure there are a quite a few more words I cannot actually pronounce correctly.

March 18, 2016 - 10:25:37

If I keep moving, maybe my body will forget how tired it is.

March 16, 2016 - 11:13:23

A Supreme Court nomination is made. Let the republican obstruction begin!

March 10, 2016 - 00:11:17

I cannot understand the conservative ideology. I just can’t wrap my mind around it.

March 9, 2016 - 16:12:54

This is amazing.

March 8, 2016 - 23:35:19

Bernie takes Michigan!

March 8, 2016 - 13:47:10

Funny story. The woman in front of me to get our ballots asked the ballot worker, “which party is Donald Trump in?” Since today is both the Republican and Democratic primary, she needed to mark which ballot to receive. The poll worker tells her that he’s on the Republican primary ballot. She thanks him and asks for the democratic ballot saying that, “he is the reason I am getting the democratic ballot”.

She also made some side comments as I was walking up about how crude and disgusting he was.

March 8, 2016 - 03:25:01

Can’t sleep. Logged into MySpace. Found long lost friends. Friend requested on Facebook.

Ponder the fact that MySpace still exists?

March 7, 2016 - 13:48:00

“Prehistoric”.

HA!

March 6, 2016 - 17:13:36

I just realized that last week was the 13th anniversary of the death of Mr. Rogers. :(

March 1, 2016 - 15:27:32

This looks pretty cool.

March 1, 2016 - 09:52:23

As a resident of Michigan I must sit on the sidelines this Super Tuesday. We don’t vote until next Tuesday, or as I’m calling it: Super Tuesday II: One Week Later.

#feelthebern

February 29, 2016 - 16:45:31

Today’s trip cost my two wisdom teeth, an impacted molar, and 10 minutes of my time.

February 29, 2016 - 16:14:05

Two needles to the soft pallet on the roof of my mouth. OUCH!

February 29, 2016 - 09:44:54

Feeding myself, a toddler, and an infant at the same time while posting to Facebook about it.

I’ll be waiting for my father of the year award.

February 27, 2016 - 12:28:58

I wish our elections were similar to the elections in the UK. So many choices, so vibrant.

February 26, 2016 - 20:05:03

A big thanks to John and Stacie Spaulding for clearing the sidewalk the other day :) If I had awaken earlier I would have beat you!

February 19, 2016 - 18:42:08

Blasphemy!!!

February 19, 2016 - 15:50:24

DO NOT GO NEAR 28TH STREET. NO NO NO NO NO. DON’T GO!

Every stoplight is out on 28th Street near the malls. I’d estimate that about 2% of the people understand that a dead stoplight is a four-way stop. It’s quite harrowing.

February 18, 2016 - 10:22:23

I’ve setup Ampache on my server. I give it an enthusiastic two thumbs up .

February 9, 2016 - 21:23:26

I’m feeling the Bern!

February 7, 2016 - 21:53:14

This is not a very exciting Super Bowl. I nominate the punters as co-MVP of the game.

February 3, 2016 - 11:57:32

Check this out and be on the look out. These people are disgusting, but they are true believers in their cause.

They call themselves “Return of Kings”… and it’s absolutely horrifying.

February 2, 2016 - 22:54:45

My fellow Michiganders, if you’re curious: yes, it is very unusual to have a thunderstorm in February.

February 1, 2016 - 22:52:57

Bernie only down 0.2% with 89% reporting. I’m waiting with held beath.

February 1, 2016 - 22:44:45

Bernie down by only 0.4%! So amazingly close! #feelthebern

February 1, 2016 - 22:30:54

Every time I reload the page, Hillary’s lead shrinks a little. She’s now up by only 0.7%. #bernie2016

February 1, 2016 - 22:24:34

Looks like Ted Cruz won the republican side tonight. That’s….. exciting?

February 1, 2016 - 22:22:33

83% in and Sanders is down by only 1%. #feelthebern

February 1, 2016 - 22:07:30

Bernie is 1.4% down with 78% reporting. Gah! Too close!

February 1, 2016 - 11:46:37

Bernie voters in Iowa. Get your friends to caucus tonight! Offer free food, free booze,… whatever it takes! Get them out to caucus tonight at 7pm. Make sure you go to the correct place for your precinct.

#bernie2016 #feelthebern #iowa #primaries

January 31, 2016 - 18:00:31

Sesame Street’s take on Orange is the new Black is pretty funny.

January 31, 2016 - 12:35:01

If Bernie doesn’t get the nomination and doesn’t run as an independent, I’m going to probably vote for Green Party’s Jill Stein.

January 30, 2016 - 11:46:16

Aurora is now 3½ months old, and she’s now in size 4 diapers.

January 28, 2016 - 19:32:13

In my mind it makes a squeaky nom-nom sounds.

January 27, 2016 - 11:59:23

Ever wonder why they perform those tests of the weather alert system?

January 26, 2016 - 16:54:22

How are we still having to defend the understanding of the earth being found from flat earthers.

January 26, 2016 - 06:45:07

Aurora must be going through a growth spurt. Up every two hours to eat.

So tired… so very tired.

January 25, 2016 - 10:05:45

Watched Serenity yesterday… and every damn time I watch it I hope that I have a new version of the movie and Wash doesn’t find the wrong end of a Reaver harpoon. Every damn time.

January 25, 2016 - 10:05:44

Watched Serenity yesterday… and every damn time I watch it I hope that I have a new version of the movie and Wash doesn’t find the wrong end of a Reaver harpoon. Every damn time.

January 22, 2016 - 01:40:19

Whaaaaat!? West Michigan has an indoor football team now!

January 21, 2016 - 23:04:48

Did you know that football has a goal tending rule?

January 14, 2016 - 10:04:43

A hurricane in the Atlantic.

In January.

A hurricane.

January 14, 2016 - 04:37:26

Something happened on the day he died Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried (I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar)

How many times does an angel fall? How many people lie instead of talking tall? He trod on sacred ground, he cried loud into the crowd (I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar)

January 12, 2016 - 17:34:33

Finished season 6 of Downton Abbey. Good stuff, and sad to see it go.

January 10, 2016 - 16:39:20

Okay, temporary Viking fanship is over. Now, I’m a temporary Packers fan. Let’s go!

January 10, 2016 - 16:05:15

Really? You miss the field goal from right up against the goal posts?

January 10, 2016 - 01:47:56

So, I guess I’ll have to actually play the lottery for this Wednesday. It’s starting at $1.3 billion and will go up as sales increase.

January 10, 2016 - 01:43:53

No one won!? Damn.

January 9, 2016 - 22:06:57

I like how the NFL commissioner has said that cities haven’t done enough to try to keep these NFL teams in their city.

When the hell did it become the responsibility of a city - and its tax payers - to retain a sports franchise? It’s a fucking game not a public service.

January 8, 2016 - 09:34:33

You’d think that I would get used to having this vice grip squeezing my heart with these kids.

January 1, 2016 - 18:34:34

Achievement Unlocked: First Poo of 2016.

December 28, 2015 - 11:37:32

And thus the hazardous weather begins. Starting off as snow then becoming an intolerable mess of freezing rain and slushy sleet.

December 27, 2015 - 16:06:40

Winter Storm Warning in effect from 10 am Monday to 6 am EST Tuesday…

The National Weather Service in Grand Rapids has issued a Winter Storm Warning… which is in effect from 10 am Monday to 6 am EST Tuesday. The Winter Storm Watch is no longer in effect.

Hazardous weather…

  • sleet and freezing rain are expected from Monday into Monday night.

  • Ice accumulations of one quarter to one half of an inch are possible between 10 am Monday morning and 5 am early Tuesday morning.

  • Strong east winds of 20 to 30 mph with gusts to 40 to 50 mph are expected Monday afternoon and evening.

Impacts…

  • significant icing on trees and power lines.

  • Strong winds and icing may lead to widespread power outages.

  • Travel could be dangerous to nearly impossible.

  • The Monday afternoon and evening commute will be impacted… as the precipitation will spread in during the day

Precautionary/preparedness actions…

  • now is the time to ensure you have gas for backup generators and deicing material for you sidewalks and driveway.
December 25, 2015 - 23:01:04

A Buddha inspired Christmas comic.

December 25, 2015 - 21:21:16

Kerrie and Isabelle, remind me to get your set up with this macro in WoW.

/run local c,i,n,v=0;for b=0,4 do for s=1,GetContainerNumSlots(b)do i={GetContainerItemInfo(b,s)}n=i[7]if n and string.find(n,“9d9d9d”)then v={GetItemInfo(n)}q=i[2]c=c+v[11]*q;UseContainerItem(b,s)print(n,q)end;end;end;print(GetCoinText(c))

December 25, 2015 - 00:22:53

I want to sleep, but little girl wont let me…

December 21, 2015 - 03:37:14

As my Facebook feed lights up with Miss Universe shenanigans, my only thought was this: they still do these things?

December 21, 2015 - 03:04:09

This picture is making the rounds. It is completely untrue.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/motrin.asp

December 18, 2015 - 18:58:06

Oh my my. My little boy has become quite the little monster these past few days.

December 17, 2015 - 14:26:50

Look, it’s a big and exciting weekend for many of us. My daughter and I, along with a few friends, have tickets to see a huge movie opening this weekend. People will be excited to chat about what happens, who and what does what, when and where, etc. Please know that we’ll all get a chance to discuss this epic weekend in due time. So I have just one request: please do not spoil any elements of “Sisters” until I get to see it. Thank you.

December 15, 2015 - 09:18:31

Ryker has an ear infection in both ears. :(

Nothing makes you feel like a dick faster than forcing your toddler to take his medications.

December 15, 2015 - 00:30:17

Dear diary,

This evening, Kerrie, Isabelle, and I created Panderen characters and got to level 7. Then, after the daughter went to bed, the wife and I rolled Death Knights. It was a beautifully nerdy night.

December 10, 2015 - 11:04:02

A great read on what makes Jessica Jones so amazing. Avoid if you continue to struggle with past abusive issues.

December 8, 2015 - 12:03:01

So Trump wants to ban all Muslims from entering the United States. I get the feeling that this is only the start, though. What I want to know is when he’ll announce his final solution on the Muslim problem.

Did you see what I did there?

December 6, 2015 - 12:33:01

America, where everyone enjoys freedom*.

  • Some conditions apply.
December 2, 2015 - 19:41:22

Repeal the second amendment.

November 28, 2015 - 07:54:41

For those of you that yarn, yarn small business.

November 26, 2015 - 13:28:37

:( Wash!

November 25, 2015 - 09:27:02

That reference!

November 23, 2015 - 09:06:33

Heh.

November 16, 2015 - 15:28:47

Less refugees?! We should be bringing in a lot more.

November 16, 2015 - 09:20:22

“Terrorism cannot be overcome by the use of force because it does not address the complex underlying problems. In fact the use of force may not only fail to solve the problems, it may exacerbate them and frequently leaves destruction and suffering in its wake. Human conflicts should be resolved with compassion. The key is non-violence.”

-Dalai Lama

November 14, 2015 - 18:59:40

I feel sorry and nervous for the normal everyday Muslim, especially here. They’re going to have to redouble their vigil of watching their own backs in case some asshole redneck decides (s)he’s performing some patriotic duty to kill an innocent person.

November 14, 2015 - 03:03:27

This response by the French Ambassador is great.

November 13, 2015 - 22:21:31

To blame Islam for this is to show your ignorance. You cannot fit a billion people into your little shoe box of prejudgment.

November 13, 2015 - 18:08:04

Just… damn.

November 12, 2015 - 17:09:02

This tickled my heart.

November 12, 2015 - 09:00:10

People have always been offended by things, they just have a voice now.

November 11, 2015 - 15:31:21

High Wind Warning for late tonight through early Friday morning.

Sustained winds of 30~ish MPH, gusts to 60 MPH.

November 11, 2015 - 10:32:58

My dream job.

November 9, 2015 - 08:41:43

Kerrie, I found an extracurricular activity for Aurora.

November 8, 2015 - 20:20:19

We had a plan - a beautiful plan of having all the cleaning done early and plenty of sleep, something we’ve been lacking.

… and Ryker is now sick.

November 7, 2015 - 15:44:33

Very impressive tape art.

November 3, 2015 - 10:32:12

I got a private World of Warcraft server working on my PC last night. I think Belle and I might go make Azeroth ours tonight.

October 29, 2015 - 21:20:48

Terrible terrible terrible fate.

October 28, 2015 - 22:46:58

Yup

October 26, 2015 - 12:38:51

Ageism: just as dangerous as racism, sexism, and ableism.

October 25, 2015 - 18:26:55

Ha!

October 20, 2015 - 11:01:22

Agreed.

October 18, 2015 - 18:45:26

Of course I was napping for the Lions first win.

But my napping partner was soooo cuddly.

October 16, 2015 - 13:18:23

The doctor on call agreed with us. She needs one more test and - depending on the results of this test - will get to come home with us.

October 14, 2015 - 10:58:21

I must be experiencing time dilation… I feel as if we have been waiting for days in this room…… it’s only been 18 hours.

October 13, 2015 - 20:48:02

Today was a difficult day. Aurora is here, but we are unable to be with her. We got to see her for a few minutes on our way from recovery. Her tiny body is working hard to get air into her lungs. I tried to talk to her but the words choked in my throat.

October 13, 2015 - 18:45:38

Aurora was born at 5:30 pm at 7 pounds 12 ounces. She is having trouble breathing and is in the NICU on a CPAP machine. We won’t get to be with her tonight, but she’s in good hands.

October 13, 2015 - 17:12:25

I’m going in to the operating room in just a few minutes! We have a baby inbound!

October 13, 2015 - 16:38:06

There was a 20~ish minute delay in staying. We’re expecting Aurora now around 5pm.

October 13, 2015 - 14:38:35

I’m standing by with the baby Aurora announcement and pictures! 4:30pm is still the planned time.

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