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A large collection of my status updates and posts from various social media websites.

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September 1, 2009 - 23:22:57

Yeah, Netflix streamed through the Xbox in 1080. I think I have a nerd-on. Going to go to sleep watching Eternal Sunshine.

September 1, 2009 - 23:00:51

My Xbox 360 looks very sexy on my new TV.

September 1, 2009 - 19:02:57

On the bus heading home. I’m watching this woman deep in conversation. Hands flying dramatically, head bouncing around… … she’s talking to herself.

September 1, 2009 - 17:40:35

Tick tock, tick tock… this clock isn’t moving fast enough. 20 minutes… sigh

August 31, 2009 - 21:49:51

If the hurricane center does NOT upgrade 94L to at least a tropical depression tonight… I’ll need to know why they’re smoking crack in the forecasting room.

August 31, 2009 - 14:40:08

How did I not know about Pandora Radio?

August 30, 2009 - 16:06:09

I love Yvette’s cut up foot. It is official. It can not be denied. Word to your motha. Sumthin sumthin… wut wut? … … Yeah, I have nothing. Damn you swine flu super bot 4000™!

August 30, 2009 - 14:07:18

It has been fun, but I think it is time for me to go do something productive with my time.

August 30, 2009 - 13:34:44

voted “YES” in “The RIGHT OR NOT Poll.” What’s your opinion?

August 30, 2009 - 13:03:05

voted “No” in “The Obama Socialism Poll.” // Obama is only slightly left of every other politician in the United States. I doubt I’d get to see real change in this country in my life time.

August 30, 2009 - 12:27:52

voted “Absolutely! The scientific evidence is irrefutable!” /// Duuur. This doesn’t require belief. It is proven beyond doubt.

August 30, 2009 - 12:08:55

Because the answer “Mythological figure who didn’t exist and whose story was a mishmash of previous messiah myths” isn’t listed.

August 30, 2009 - 12:04:00

I voted ’no’ for the simple fact that I don’t believe drugs should be illegal.

August 29, 2009 - 15:31:14

Today is the four year anniversary of the landfall of Hurricane Katrina.

August 29, 2009 - 13:16:11

voted “Yes” in “The Pledge of Allegiance Poll.” What’s your opinion?

August 29, 2009 - 10:40:57

Extratropical Storm Danny is now being absorbed by a frontal low over North Carolina and is no longer being tracked by the NHC.

August 29, 2009 - 00:37:50

Space Shuttle Discovery (STS-128) launched successfully and is on the way to rendezvous with the International Space Station.

August 28, 2009 - 21:13:55

Tonight shall be the launch of the space shuttle. 10:59 pm in the only time zone that matters (Central Daylight-saving time, represent yo!) Leave it to me to name a timezone all gangsta like…

August 27, 2009 - 20:57:51

o.O

August 26, 2009 - 19:17:30

If one good thing comes from the death of Ted Kennedy, I hope it is a stronger push for real health care for all.

August 26, 2009 - 11:32:20

Tropical Storm Danny is born. Once again, the east coast should be watching out for this one. Will probably ride the coast closer than Hurricane Dan did.

August 26, 2009 - 01:52:55

Senator Ted Kennedy has died at the age of 77.

August 24, 2009 - 14:13:02

Having impacted the Canadian Maritimes, Extratropical Storm Bob is now moving rapidly to the east and has lost all tropical characteristics. —- However, a new area of interest has popped up in the Caribbean.

August 22, 2009 - 23:57:30

Beastie Boys |||| I went to get a loan and they asked my race; I wrote down human inside the space; It’s a disgrace how they try to debase; It ain’t the bank’s damn business how my lineage trace

August 21, 2009 - 12:18:32

Oh, and there is my “songs as code” version of Eric Clapton’s “Layla” —– if (this.fool == true && this.love == “Layla”) { global.status = Status.UpsideDown; }

August 21, 2009 - 12:16:22

So the latest thing on Twitter is taking lines from songs and turning them into computer code. I’ve done five of them but my favorite was my remake of Meatloaf’s “Anything for Love” —- foreach ($verbs as $v) { if ($v == ‘That’) { echo “But I wont do that\n”; die(); } else { echo “I will do $v for love.\n” } }

August 21, 2009 - 06:36:48

Stupid thunderstorm waking me up well before my alarm with some of the loudest lightning I’ve heard in a long time.

August 20, 2009 - 23:24:26

Tomorrow is Blizzcon. Geek powers …. ENGAGED!

August 19, 2009 - 20:51:45

どうもありがとうMr. Roboto?

August 18, 2009 - 20:25:36

If you live in New England, you may want to keep an eye out on Major Hurricane Bill.

August 18, 2009 - 13:21:54

Want peace between Israel and Palestine? How about giving Palestine their land back? Problem solved.

August 17, 2009 - 11:24:42

Amazingly, the remains of Tropical Storm Claudette could not bring much of any of its rain on shore when the circulation made landfall. Flooding will not be an issue. — Bill became the seasons first hurricane and currently has winds of 90 mph gusting to 115 mph.

August 16, 2009 - 23:24:50

Tropical Storm Claudette will make landfall shortly. Its center is skirting along the coast at the moment. (Common with weak landfalling storms). —- Tropical Storm Warnings and Inland Tropical Storm Wind Warnings are in effect for the Florida Panhandle and southern Alabama. — Flood Advisories are up as well, some locations could get nearly a foot of rain.

August 16, 2009 - 19:36:01

Tropical Storm Claudette’s center of circulation is a scant 50 or so miles off shore. Landfall within 3~ish hours.

August 16, 2009 - 12:45:41

National Hurricane Center has upgraded TD4 to Tropical Storm Claudette. Sustained winds of 40 mph. Landfall expected this evening along the Florida panhandle. Tropical Storm warnings remain in effect. — The biggest cause for concern with this system is not the winds but rain. Tropical Storms have a bad habit of dumping tons of rain in a short period of time.

August 16, 2009 - 03:38:38

The US Navy is now reporting we do have a tropical cyclone in the gulf. The 5AM National Hurricane Center will indeed upgrade it to Tropical Depression Four.

August 15, 2009 - 18:46:20

Another big storm moving off of Africa. TS Ana may go south of Florida and enter the Gulf (not good). TS Bill may impact Florida 7 days from now (still to far out to predict). Computer models predict storm coming off of Africa will become Claudette.

August 15, 2009 - 16:10:14

National Hurricane Center WILL upgrade Tropical Depression 3 to Tropical Storm Bill at 5pm EDT.

August 13, 2009 - 22:39:31

Tropical Depression Two is nearly dead. Dry air and wind shear has killed all but some light rain showers with it. There is still a small chance of development with this system. … However … A large circulation of storms just off the coast of Africa has been classified as Investigation Area 90L. This storm system seems to be shaping up to develop. This pattern is typical of the Tropical Atlantic in early August.

August 11, 2009 - 20:43:34

Tropical Depression Two has formed in the Atlantic as I had anticipated. It should be upgraded to Tropical Storm Ana within the next day or two.

August 9, 2009 - 23:24:39

responded ‘Yes’

August 9, 2009 - 16:08:45

I’m thinking we’re going to have a hurricane on our hands very soon.

August 8, 2009 - 23:32:54

Damn republicans…

August 8, 2009 - 02:07:26

Scientist are sexy.

August 7, 2009 - 20:47:01

Thus begins vacation time. 9 days off work. Yay.

August 6, 2009 - 12:10:12

Twitter hit with a DDOS attack. Facebook acting flaky at best. Where will I get my “social media” fix… and why does that word make my stomach turn?

August 5, 2009 - 15:57:21

Woo. You go Bill Clinton. One of the best presidents flies into North Korea like a super hero. Well… he did in my imagination anyways. Red cape and everything.

August 4, 2009 - 21:20:47

Just got my own web server. Will slowly begin moving my websites to it soon. Yay freedom.

August 2, 2009 - 03:12:46

So now I find myself losing my voice. Not completely, but it isn’t all there.

August 1, 2009 - 08:56:08

So wow. I’m feeling much better this morning. Friday has to have been the worst day of my life. A valuable lesson learned: food poisoning sucks… don’t eat tuna from Subway… and uncontrollable diarrhea is only funny in the movies.

July 31, 2009 - 17:04:55

I haven’t the energy to stand up. I basically have to crawl to the bathroom and back.

July 31, 2009 - 03:58:52

Violently ill. After eating a Chicken Salad sub from Subway I began feeling pretty horrible. It’s now 3AM and I can’t sleep due to… uhm… the effects of the illness. I haven’t been this miserable since I had mono. It’s a good thing my computer is right

July 27, 2009 - 13:41:06

Got myself a promotion at work. Comes with a significant pay raise. I shall be broke no longer! Just have to wait until my Sept 1st check.

July 22, 2009 - 13:11:18

Moon landing hoax believers drive me insane…

July 21, 2009 - 17:48:03

I’m tired. I’m hungry. I skipped breakfast not realizing I’d be skipping lunch too. That loud noise you hear? My stomach.

July 21, 2009 - 09:19:46

3½ hours of sleep last night. Not good… my brain feels all fuzzy.

July 15, 2009 - 23:06:17

I’ve set up my computer so I can type Русский язык!

July 14, 2009 - 16:46:52

So I’m beginning the process to learn some Russian. Doesn’t that sound fun? I can already read the alphabet… don’t know what I’m saying, but I can read it :) Not bad for a single day of effort!

July 13, 2009 - 19:33:01

Stupid weather… in Florida… delaying the launch of the Space Shuttle again.

July 9, 2009 - 11:56:54

They’re sending me home. Guess I’m not loved around here, hahaha.

July 9, 2009 - 09:43:53

Oooh. I have an office phone now. My own extension. … Yeah, that still doesn’t make me feel any better. I should have stayed home…

July 9, 2009 - 07:56:41

Bleah… got only a little under 2 hours of sleep last night.

July 7, 2009 - 23:30:04

Feeling miserable…

June 25, 2009 - 18:09:43

Huh… Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson… dead on the same day. Consiracy theories start forming now.

June 22, 2009 - 22:28:45

I just finished making the PSD file that will be used for the new UT Dallas flag displayed at Campbell Road and University Drive. Look for it in the coming weeks =D

June 20, 2009 - 21:39:51

Neda… a name that will boldly stand out in my mind when I think back to the opposition protests in Iran. A needless death.

June 15, 2009 - 21:25:17

Iran in turmoil. Government violence will never stop people from wanting to be free.

June 3, 2009 - 07:50:39

Final Fantasy XIV announced as new MMO. Is it too early to start standing in line?

May 23, 2009 - 04:26:17

Sore ankle is … sore.

May 18, 2009 - 14:51:25

Is it premature to celebrate the fall of the Republican Party? I’d like to see a new far-left party rise up in the U.S. Democrats are too right-of-center for me.

May 11, 2009 - 05:32:20

The downfall of the republican party has been a bright spot so far this 2009. Now, can get a real left wing party going in the US?

April 30, 2009 - 17:35:32

Ignorance is the path to mass suffering.

April 27, 2009 - 12:39:42

Three possible cases of swine flu in Dallas county… … Oink oink.

April 24, 2009 - 03:59:58

Eating soup

April 12, 2009 - 14:06:41

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

April 1, 2009 - 09:15:23

For the next month I’ll get to enjoy work like the good ol’ days!

March 26, 2009 - 19:55:57

Just saved the old man downstairs from his bathroom. Getting old sucks.

March 17, 2009 - 06:41:18

The Sci-Fi channel is being renamed to the Syfy channel…. What!?

March 14, 2009 - 22:37:59

I love π!

March 12, 2009 - 15:35:40

Bleah…

March 9, 2009 - 11:04:01

I thought I’d be brave and try something insane: I read worldnetdaily. I lasted about 4 minutes.

March 7, 2009 - 13:13:23

I have a man crush on Richard Dawkins.

March 4, 2009 - 06:11:59

Halo Wars is great… but back to work I go.

February 24, 2009 - 22:25:03

I just watched a presidential speech… with a president… who can speak. Even after a month this is a concept I can’t grasp!

February 24, 2009 - 10:36:17

My cellphone can connect to the internet… but can’t call or text anyone. What’s going on Sprint?

February 23, 2009 - 14:02:18

I need to remember to write a cache clearing script for my website. Over 3000 files have built up in the cache in just under two weeks.

February 21, 2009 - 18:15:36

Als sie mich holten, gab es keinen mehr, der protestieren konnte.

February 19, 2009 - 08:32:41

… … I’m getting sick…

February 16, 2009 - 16:40:14

Message of the day: If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, then baffle them with your bullshit.

February 15, 2009 - 14:21:02

I feel like a hockey mom at the state fair getting felt up by Hank Williams Jr while fireworks go off and Jesus appears in my cotton candy.

February 10, 2009 - 23:20:22

Woo, what a storm. I could hear the storm sirens going off in Dallas.

February 10, 2009 - 06:07:14

The weather today appears ripe to explode this afternoon. I do love a good spring-like Texas thunderstorm!

February 8, 2009 - 16:39:24

I wonder how long we’ll spin our wheels on this whole “War on Drugs” sham before people realize it is an abject failure.

January 29, 2009 - 05:29:29

…ouch ouch… you will find me hiding in pain today.

January 28, 2009 - 06:30:49

23 years ago today the first major disaster for the US space program happened as Shuttle Challenger exploded after lift-off.

January 27, 2009 - 15:19:47

Holy frozen testicles Batman, it is cold out here!

January 25, 2009 - 17:42:20

Major layout change to global-atheist.com I designed during the over night.

January 24, 2009 - 04:13:45

President Obama tells former presidents that executive privilege is no longer a sure thing. One step closer to Bush administration arrests?

January 23, 2009 - 13:49:57

Waiting for the bus sucks, at least its nearly 80 degrees outside!!

January 23, 2009 - 06:36:28

3 day weekend begins tomorrow!

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