Web 1.0 was the best Web.
A large collection of my status updates and posts from various social media websites.
Fever of 100.4, yay! [full sarcasm mode]
Christy Jedigoddess got sick again a few days ago… and guess what. I’m sick again! Burning throat, fun fun fun. At least I’m not burning sick days looking like a bum this time around.
At this exact moment, it is official the December Solstice. Happy Solstice!!!
“I am treated as evil by Christians, who claim that they are being persecuted because they are not allowed to force me to practice what they do.” ~ D. Dale Gulledge
When talking to an Atheist please know that saying “I’ll pray for you” is not the game winning zinger you may think it is.
WOW! Cowboys just missed a “gimmie” field goal and now the Saints have a chance to tie the game… and attempt to keep their undefeated season.
Graduation events are complete. I’m on vacation for two weeks. Lots of sleeping in is about to happen.
Facebook is being a big poo poo head.
The holiday celebrations are beginning to kick up, with that… HAPPY HANUKKAH!
My sister has been hospitalized with Idiopathic Thrombocytopenic Purpura. Dangerously low blood platelets… …
Some of the places I’ve visited and enjoyed.
Yes, I know I’m sharing a ton of articles from cracked.com right now… but I can’t help it. Many of these are just to damn awesome not to share.
Think about the similarities between astrology and racism. Both operate on the principle that a person’s behavior is based on how they were born not who they are. Most astrology readings are just pointing out general positive qualities in a person. If you believe that a person is introspective because they were born in Dec., then you can buy into the idea that a person is lazy because of the color of their skin.
When it is only 2º warmer here in Dallas, TX than my old home in the U.P. of Michigan… you know the weather has gone whacky.
I want you to think about this… in 25 days it’ll be 2010… Twenty fricken ten!
gotta get to sleep. Work tomorrow. I still feel horrible but a third day off requires a doctor note. I refuse to spend the money for a doctor visit… even with insurance.
Can’t get to sleep. Accidently napped after taking some medicine and now up. On the bright side I think my voice is starting to come back, though it still hurts like fire to attempt to speak.
My throat still feels soar and very tight. Shoot me now… I can’t even enjoy beverages.
Got a few hours of sleep… but have awoke to my throat hurting so bad it actually feels like I’m being strangulated from the inside. – On the bright side… the snow is pretty.
I refuse to shop at a place that doesn’t wish me a happy Saturnalia!
Hey, I’m running a mild fever… fantastic… 99.5.
The N.E. Patriots should have never gotten rid of Peter Griffin… They looked like the London Sissy Nannies out there tonight.
The New England Patriots are getting their bottoms spanked by the New Orleans Saints.
I really do not feel well…
Still very sore, very much in pain… and now seem to be picking up Christy’s sickness. Fun.
Very very very sore… as in I can only walk forward in a very deliberate and slow motion. On the bright side, my old apartment was emptied in one 8 hour swoop.
Space Shuttle Atlantis (STS-129) is on the ground :)
Everyone have a happy Nom Nom Day!
Oh no! Best Buy mentioned a Muslim holiday in an advertisement. Boycott Best Buy! —- Seriously, are some people’s belief system so fragile that it falls apart when a paper adverts has an opposing religions holiday mentioned? eye roll
Let’s see how many people on fb aren’t ashamed to show their love for the flying spaghetti monster and admit that the FSM is their savior… We need to get pasta back in America… If you’re not ashamed, copy and paste this in your status
My eyes rock :)
The bible says the Earth is flat… that the sky is blue because of the water separating the ground and heaven… that the stars are pinpoints of lights that can fall to the earth…
Yeah, it has a good track record. (insert eye roll here)
It wasn’t there in the first place… it doesn’t belong.
My other gmail account was just accepted for Google Wave too. I have more invites to give people. Want to try out google wave, just ask me! :)
Just got back from the Emergency Room. This morning was not fun. Severe stomach and chest pains… unable to breath. ER gave me wounderful drugs. Weeeee……
Google Wave = Awesome
Today is Friday the 13th. This means… absolutely nothing. I do love watching people get their panties in a twist due to some belief that today has something significant attached to it.
I have 7 more invites to give out for Google Wave. Who wants to test this thing out with me?
Google just sent me an invite to beta test Google Wave!
Just got Windows 7 on my office computer. Thus far I like it.
When Christy Jedigoddess returns from work tonight, I shall have Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Great gaming bliss!
Hurricane Ida poised to make landfall along the Alabama and Florida coast early morning Tuesday.
The health care legislation passed yesterday will require Americans to carry insurance. The government would provide subsidies for those who can’t afford it. – – Insurance practices such as denying coverage due to pre-existing medical conditions would be BANNED –The industry would lose their exemption from federal antitrust restrictions on price gouging, bid rigging, and market allocation. – ABOUT TIME!
I’m hoping the senate falls the same way as the house. It still boggles my mind that we are so far behind in other countries. Health care for everyone!
Health Care Bill passed in the House. Next up, the Senate.
You can be good without God. Be good for the sake of being good.
War licenses men to take part in what would otherwise be described as psychopathic behavior.
“The Box” with Cameron Diaz… dud. Not very good. People were laughing during what was supposed to be the suspenseful parts.
About to see a preview screening of “The Box.”
What the hell. How was I not aware of this. Maine residence who voted on Tuesday saw this as the title for Question 1, the vote to take marriage rights from gays: “An Act To End Discrimination in Civil Marriage and Affirm Religious Freedom” … … This country is so damn backwards.
The bigots have won in Maine. Congratulations assholes, you must be proud to spread your ignorance. I think the religious will not be happy until they’ve reinstitutionalized slavery.
Watched Cosmos last night… “The Lives of Stars” - I sure do miss Carl Sagan.
My computer is now running Ubuntu Linux 9.10 having discarded Windows Vista. All is well with the world again.
Don’t forget that Daylight-Saving Time ends tonight. At 2 am local time, it becomes 1 am. You get an extra hour.
Today the Internet turns 40 years old. Happy Birthday Internet!
Played “The Ballad of Gay Tony” last night for a few hours. I like… I like very much.
Go Go Ares I-X!
Just got a flu shot.
The Jet Stream is bringing a lot of moisture downstream from former Hurricane Rick (East Pacific). Today will indeed be a very wet day.
Facebook not working well for you? Try http://lite.facebook.com/ … Not as fully featured as the full facebook… but less likely to choke and die on you.
This past September was the 2nd warmest September since record keeping began in 1880. Yet a strong cold front blows through an the ignorant yell “what happened to Global Warming?” sigh
“Captain” Lou Albano, who entered my heart as having played Mario on “The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!”, has died at age 76.
Where the Wild Things Are is great. Took me back to my childhood. Have kids? I recommend it!
I’m in line for a preview screening of “Where the Wild Things Are”.
This 2012 stuff gets on my nerves. People will believe anything.
“The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently” - Nietzsche
I feel every single muscle in my body screaming in horror in unison.
Oh I feel wore out. Moved a large couch, two recliners, and a handful of tables from The Colony… and three flights of stairs. Looks awesome… and I’m going to sleep good tonight!
Harlequin type ichthyosis. How did I not know about this disease? This is probably one of the most horrible things I’ve seen in my life.
Enjoying the new Dave Matthews Band new CD: Big Whisky and the GrooGrux King. Debuted #1 on the Billboard 200.
“If you refuse to allow humor in regards to any given topic, then that topic will destroy you. Humor is the only thing that makes the crushing injustice and inhumanity of reality bearable. Get over yourself.” – James Sweet
Facebook is acting like a door knob. What’s up with this? Slow as … something that is slow.
I’m out at six flags. My first time.
Everyone… thank you for the happy birthday wishes… … … I had the best birthday ever.
Sinus drainage = fun for the whole family…
I’m a little sore today. Well worth it though.
Been helping Christy Jedigoddess move into her new apartment. It is very very nice.
Got my new phone… is awesome.
Am I in Seattle? How unusual of a rain spell for Texas… … (Psst: the weather geek in me wants to tell you that the reason is due to a persistent upper level low sitting over us.)
Had my new phone ordered through Sprint today. My Pre should be sent to me late this week or early next.
Standing outside a GameStop in the rain. Worth every drop of rain I’m hit with.
Melt
Hmm… Everything I’ve ever wanted… and then some.
Giddy as a school girl
Need… sleep…
Holy flaming heartburn Batman!
Best night ever.
I’m going to have to change my name to the original way “Douglas” was spelt…… “Dubhghlas”.
Another day, another dollar…… well, before taxes anyways.
Bed time…
Its funny… how a little patience and stepping out of your comfort level just once completely changes the course of things in a way completely unimaginable just a short while ago.
Pretty tired today… wonder why?
Everything… is awesome.
Finally got some sleep. Feeling a bit better.
Oops. I “accidently” took a wrong turn at the train station and wound up at Fry’s Electronics. How on earth did THAT happen!
It’s about time to go home. After a vigorous day of fixing a computer’s power supply and… … uhm… setting off the storm sirens on campus, it’ll feel nice to just lay down. Hardly slept any last night and feel rung out.
Aww… now I want sushi.
My sleep was horribly restless and full of odd dreams… which in itself is odd because I rarely remember my dreams.
Why am I not in bed yet? 11:30… I have to wake up at 6. Curses you new TV and your seductive siren call.