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Government

Flag

The flag of the Secret Democratic Socialist Penguin Empire features a rectangular design with a 2:3 aspect ratio. The background is a deep arctic blue, representing the vast Antarctic waters.

In the center of the flag is an emperor penguin, standing tall and proud. The penguin faces left and occupies about two-thirds of the flag's height.

Behind the penguin is a golden circle, reminiscent of the midnight sun, which takes up about half the width of the flag. The circle is partially obscured by the penguin, creating a halo effect.

Across the bottom of the flag, beneath the penguin's feet, is a white banner with black text that reads "UNITY IN ICE".

The overall design is clean and striking, with the contrast between the blue background, white penguin, and golden sun, creating a symbolic representation of the penguin empire.

Executive Branch

Legislative Branch - The Glacial Assembly

  • The Glacial Assembly is composed of 200 elected representatives from different penguin colonies across Antarctica.
  • Seats are proportionally allocated based on colony size and species population.
  • Two-year terms with the option for re-election.
  • Responsible for creating and passing laws, approving budgets, and ratifying treaties.

Judicial Branch - The Blubber Court

  • The Blubber Court consists of nine elder penguins serve as justices, appointed for life by the Emperor and confirmed by the Glacial Assembly.
  • Interprets penguin law and settles disputes between colonies or individuals.
  • Can overturn laws deemed unconstitutional according to the "Magna Squawkta" (their constitution).

Political Parties

Colonial Governance

Bureaucratic Agencies

Unique Features

  • The "Molt Mandate": Leaders must temporarily step down during their molting season to prevent compromised decision-making.
  • The "Huddle Veto": Any law can be vetoed if a supermajority of penguins form a disapproving huddle around the Imperial Palace.
  • "Pebble Polls": Voting is conducted by penguins placing pebbles in designated ice hollows, with different colored pebbles for different candidates or issues.

Succession and Elections

  • The Emperor is hereditary, but can be impeached by a unanimous vote of the Glacial Assembly.
  • The Prime Waddle and Assembly members are elected every two years during the "Great Waddle to the Polls" event.
  • Candidates campaign by showcasing their fishing skills, ice sculpting abilities, and anti-human rhetoric.